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    Default Why men are never depressed

    Men Are Just Happier People--

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can never be pregnant.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks and engines.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You never have 'strap' problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original colour.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck .

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


    No wonder men are happier.
    Last edited by Monkeynut; 14-04-11 at 10:11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Men Are Just Happier People--

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can never be pregnant.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks and engines.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You never have 'strap' problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original colour.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck .

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


    No wonder men are happier.
    And with all this going for you, you still have to pay for sex!
    Men may be happy, but women rule!

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    And with all this going for you, you still have to pay for sex!
    Men may be happy, but women rule!
    dont forget the ones who pay to be whipped and worse....
    Last edited by TheCelticDream; 14-04-11 at 10:31.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    And with all this going for you, you still have to pay for sex!
    Men may be happy, but women rule!
    Violette, for the hour I pay you for sex you do rule, I want you to rule, and you rule soo well......

    But the other 23 hours of the day are MINE, I rule those honey....Muaaaah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Violette, for the hour I pay you for sex you do rule, I want you to rule, and you rule soo well......

    But the other 23 hours of the day are MINE, I rule those honey....Muaaaah...
    just cause im nosey...what do you do for the other 59 minutes of that hour when you pay for sex?

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    then explain why I end up using my tears as lube when I masturbate


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Men Are Just Happier People--

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can never be pregnant.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks and engines.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You never have 'strap' problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original colour.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck .

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


    No wonder men are happier.
    Thats the only thing i wanted to born as a man...rest of it just bully
    Last edited by Stella; 14-04-11 at 10:59.
    Good bye Ireland!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCelticDream View Post
    dont forget the ones who pay to be whipped and worse....
    Yeah, they are mental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Violette, for the hour I pay you for sex you do rule, I want you to rule, and you rule soo well......

    But the other 23 hours of the day are MINE, I rule those honey....Muaaaah...
    Oh I am sure Mrs. Jamescork, lets you think that.
    Muwhaaaa

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