The Geography of a Woman

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The Geography of a Woman




Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ...

Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas

Between 23 and 30 woman is like America ...

Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors

Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India ...

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ...

Gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things

Between 56 and 60 a woman is like Yugoslavia ...

Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction


From 61 onwards, a woman is like Afghanistan ...

Everyone knows where it is, but no-one wants to go there

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The Geography of a Man

Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya

Ruled by a dick!