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    The Geography of a Woman




    Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ...

    Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas

    Between 23 and 30 woman is like America ...

    Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors

    Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India ...

    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

    Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ...

    Gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things

    Between 56 and 60 a woman is like Yugoslavia ...

    Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction


    From 61 onwards, a woman is like Afghanistan ...

    Everyone knows where it is, but no-one wants to go there

    scroll down for the male version ...

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    nearly there ....

    The Geography of a Man

    Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya

    Ruled by a dick!

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    Heard it!

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    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Oh well .... I tried ....

    Mods ... delete the thread please.

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    That'll teach you for trying to be funny, Monkeyboy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Oh well .... I tried ....

    Mods ... delete the thread please.
    Definitely not! It should be made sticky as a warning to others.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Definitely not! It should be made sticky as a warning to others.
    Thats you off the Christmas card list ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Definitely not! It should be made sticky as a warning to others.

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    I have never heard it so well done Monkey nut, made me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    I have never heard it so well done Monkey nut, made me laugh
    You've had a make over Doozer !
    Last edited by dave1dave; 13-04-11 at 19:54.

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