i had just left an appointment the other day and
walking through a shopping centre. there was this girl
working in a phone shop, tight skirt, heels opaque tights and
i'm in there again. i said "jeez, it's tough being a man". the stimulous
that nature has provided is relentless.

women joke about men thinking with their dicks and that. you know what
i'll say to that? "if you had one, you'd be exactly the f*ckin same" no apologies!