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    Default Active Retirement

    As you might gather from my name I am not in the first flush of youth and having some time on my hands I did extensive research on this subject. I identified 2 essential ingredients for a happy and fulfilled retirement and I just felt like sharing today.

    E I and Viagra have transformed my life from the mundane to one of fun filled action thrills and excitement. Each day brings fantastic new possibilities to be explored.
    Iím having the best sex of my life with some of the hottest, horniest babes imaginable
    Yeeeeeeeee Ha. Life is just wonderful

    Trouble is my to do list is growing faster than the budget deficit and I now need to focus my activity on those ladies who have some enthusiasm and appetite for the horny senior gent. Well I donít want the girl falling about laughing when I arrive on her doorstep with a boner (Iíve a zimmer outside). Expressions of interest here or by pm if youíre embarrassed.

    Another problem is finding a pretext for disappearing for hours and returning with suspicious appearance of euphoria and trying to suppress a silly grin - I donít drink.
    Iíd welcome any suggestions

    It was my darling wife who said I needed a hobby and Iím very grateful to her, I now also do a little gardening but with much less enthusiasm.

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    I want to make it quite clear that at no time did I advocate or suggest a “senior’s discount” I’m not going to make that mistake again. I’ll leave it to some other poor sap to step on that particular rake.

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    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    Brother Gerryatrix, I would'nt like to be the undertaker who has to bury you.........they're going have a hard job getting the lid on the coffin.

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    Join Date
    Oct 2009


    Hey Gerryatrix u go boy!! "I now also do a little gardening but with much less enthusiasm."....a modern classic
    all the best man

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    Join Date
    Mar 2010
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    You keeping enjoying bro , loved the comment on the grin .: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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