Ladies and Gentlemen,
As the title suggest I am announcing my retirement from the Irish punting scene at the grand old age of 26. Today, 4th April 2011, I spent an hour with what can only be described as THE BEST escort in the world. She does not advertise on this site. The best hour of my life. €200 for pure heaven. It would have been a bargain at 50 times the price and lads i'm not taking the piss. I've been with a good few girls advertised on this site and a couple of others but this was simply incredible. Nothing was an issue and I mean nothing. You wouldn't see this type of thing on the internet and believe me I've looked! Only here for two days and unfortunately I can't bloody afford another session. I'm genuinely thinking of seeing if my bank manager will top up my mortgage first thing in the morning because she is worth every penny. I reckon if i were to keep punting i'd only be disappointed time and time again.
No offence to any other escorts out there. There's no shame in being beaten by the best. Out of this world.