So what's your excuse?

[GriffW]

Had to cancel an appointment with a lovely girl because I have developed a lip sore (I'm addicted to 69, so there's no point). I know it sounds corny as an excuse but it's genuine.

Anyhow, it got me to wondering what unusual excuses other guys have come up with to cancel a date (true & false)?

[Fitzy]

Had to cancel an appointment with a lovely girl because I have developed a lip sore (I'm addicted to 69, so there's no point). I know it sounds corny as an excuse but it's genuine.

Anyhow, it got me to wondering what unusual excuses other guys have come up with to cancel a date (true & false)?

Sorry to hear that fella but you did the right thing.Get yourself Sona (name of product) L -Lysine that will sort out the lip sore.

[GriffW]

Thanks Fitzy, I have been treating it with something similar and it's almost healed at this stage, but I will wait until it's totally cured before I make a new appointment

[monster_monster]

2/3 week ago I had an overwhelming urge to spend most of the morning on the toilet, I had a lunch time appointment and by 11am realised that I wasn't in any better situation. I called the girl in question and let her know that I wouldn't be able to get out of work and appologised. Better that then having to stop half way through and dashing off to the bog.

[Experienced Punter esq]

I was to travel to meet an escort once gave the pubes a trim the night before but while shaving the hairs off my mickey I cut the base of it a right nasty cut I had emailed her few days before even the night before to confirm I'd definitely be there When I rang her the next morning to cancel the appointment she didn't really believe me.. Lesson learned never leave it too late trimming down there before meeting an escort...

[Mousey]

I booked an appointment on the Monday morning for that coming Friday, was waiting all week, then on Thursday evening they announced that I was getting a snap competency exam the next morning. Scratch one appointment, and I couldn't even give 24 hours notice - I thought I was a dead man!!! Luckily the escort was brilliant about it (not sure if she believed me though)

[Experienced Punter esq]

2/3 week ago I had an overwhelming urge to spend most of the morning on the toilet, I had a lunch time appointment and by 11am realised that I wasn't in any better situation. I called the girl in question and let her know that I wouldn't be able to get out of work and appologised. Better that then having to stop half way through and dashing off to the bog.

u should have visited her sher the girls are used to seeing shitty arses...

[monster_monster]

u should have visited her sher the girls are used to seeing shitty arses...

Could you imagine, rush into the apartment hurridly had over the cash, then spend the whole appointment in the jacks