The Mathematics of Men and Women Relationships

[Devil_Angel]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

[monster_monster]

[Mousey]

You, sir, are a genius.

[benin]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

contender for best post and reply of the day...pmsl

[monster_monster]

i do this strictly for the lulz

[BootSlick55]

nitpick

Unfortunately, your 'girls require time and money' becomes 'girls = time x money'.

You are cooking the books!!

(The correct answer should be 'mostly, girls are less than evil' expressed as girls = 2(sq root of evil). Thusly, if evil is less than 4, girls are not evil)

Escorts can thank me with sexual favours for coming to their defence. Or with chocolate.

[BIGTYM2010]

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,

double the price of their clothes,

and always add at least five years to the age of their best

[thehatchet]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

that just great and the reply was brillant