Oh no, I can't punt !!!!

[Irish Fiona]

Nooooo !!!! I can't punt ! Last night, while pissed, I walked into a table and now have a lovely 2 inch gash on my freshly black and blue cock !!!! Could some one tell me what in Gods good name I'm supposed to do to relieve my sexual tension ?!?!?!

Oh you poor thing n73! I once broke an x's beautiful long pendulous member and it was black and blue.....i hear you ask how the hell did you that!! Well he was quite well endowed and we were in the shower, i slipped and it bent in half :/ eeeeek!!!!! He had a wee blood clot lump on it that had to be removed..........oh what a night!!! We took pictures the next day because of all the different colour bruising their was on it!! It was a bit of a party piece for a while..... he he he he!!!!!!!

But anyway.... Arnica is good for bruising and bio oil is great for healing, a speedy recovery to your little man xxx

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[Bruno69]

Lucy takes Bruno up on his offer and is noticeably pleased with the results...

Thats funny. The surgeon from the moob reduction and penis extension clinic sent me the very same clip !

[ciara]

So going back to before the dog big your cock , why was he already black and blue ??? Lol was that the pussy (cat) lol

[n73]

Ah FuFu, always the rock of sense that seems to be missing from here !!!

[n73]

Just had a wank, not a pretty sight !!!! Joking lol !!!!!!

[benin]

just hope your ok mate....

[Monkeynut]

Last night, while pissed, I walked into a table and now have a lovely 2 inch gash on my freshly black and blue cock !!!!

No you didnt. You were pissed all right and you decided to to do your homework. The home work you were given when you attended the 'DIY circumcision classes' at your local Adult Education Centre.

Go on admit it ......


God I hate iPhones .................

[Big-Paul]

Very sorry for your troubles but I have a couple of questions how fast were you travelling at the time of the collision and what was the table made from in order to give you such a gash?

O and by the way was the table insured ?

[n73]

Dear God, I'm in a shocking state ! Body parts shouldn't look like this !!!!