Why Cant They ?

[westside]

this guy is the ladooooo. If he had his way youd be cycling to him at 3.00 in the morning with "The Tampon Tunnel" frozen off you.

You he expects things for nothing because he works at the CSO where he uses his extraordinary knowledge of matamatical equations in order to gain a statistical upperhand on the country.

This is a guy, who has a state pension, a perminant pensionable hobby, paid for by the tax pyer of this country.He is certain of a low interest loan amongst other luxuries of the state payed bum.Among his varied talents are the applications of mataical formulae to everyday living.

EG....2 euros = 10mm gain on the pecker.If a guy loses 20 euros off his tummy fluff, then how many mm does he gain on the pecker and what is the average loss of euros for two people.

2 =10. 20= 2x10 Hence........2 x10mm =20mm gain on the pecker and the average loss

= 10X2/2 =10. Such is the extent of his applied maths. Forget the fact that he uses a calculator.

His main worry is to trim some fluff off his pelvic loaf and get this he does pay tax bbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttt yes the tax payer pays his wages.Now thats majic loves isnt it?? To put that in perspctive ,it would be the same as me calling into one of you, paying 150 and then you giving me a 150 drink voucher on the way out. An eye for an eye.

He came heer as agentleman worried about his relationship with a girl, and only interested in dining escorts.Since then he has progressed to rubbing old ladies, fodling lapdancers, causing trouble in restuarants and fondling his daddy bags.

He sways with the wind like a light weight jockstrap on a closeline.He is the tragic face of the sex industry in Ireland today.He is the future of this Isle (i want to die young).He is the Ladddddddoooooooooo.


He wants to touch my monkey,
Westside.

[westside]

Well said Candy.
It's about time someone spoke a bit of sense on this thread - as u say it's supposed to be about out-calls, etc. not an opportunity for 2 guys to go head to head on some personal stuff.
Guys, stop cluttering these threads with your puerile bickering.

ill give you my sense of humour.Myself and the ladoooooooo are only having aluagh.He knows it ,i know it but yourself and Candy obviously dont.

A sad state of human affairs,
Westside.

[westside]

should we get you boys a sauser of milk?
i do beleive this thread was about girls not getting buses to out calls
do you have any thing relevent so say or are you jus snipeing??
to ward off any nasty marks - i kno my spelling sucks and this is jus a friendly comment, clearly i have missed something in the past,but this should be a friendly site?
or am i jus just thinking of a perfect world??

hugs kisses and love all round
xxx

Seriously love.The very first remark he made about the girls taking buses to call outs was only taking the piss for gods sake. Give the guy a bit of credit. He was only taking the piss and winding you up.

Whatever happen to a sense of humour, fuck,
Westside.

[Appoline]

A sense of humour fuck?
Is that what you call it when the guy has a really funny looking willy?

[Honey/Alexi D]

HA ha ha ha ha ha hhhaaaaaaaaaaa, whooooo, chuckle chuckle arrrrrr jajaja....ETC

well they say the truth comes out in jest.....lol

I split my sides laughing, ................. You sure?...a joke? ...... and we're the one's called dim

Thats like me saying the guy who jumped off hilton friday gone was just joking....... ( Maybe it was because he got a bad service because he didn't want to pay for her taxi )..........Bhahahaha


...... OMG....You were serious, a joke sorry mate.

[westside]

HA ha ha ha ha ha hhhaaaaaaaaaaa, whooooo, chuckle chuckle arrrrrr jajaja....ETC

well they say the truth comes out in jest.....lol

I split my sides laughing, ................. You sure?...a joke? ...... and we're the one's called dim

Thats like me saying the guy who jumped off hilton friday gone was just joking....... ( Maybe it was because he got a bad service because he didn't want to pay for her taxi )..........Bhahahaha


...... OMG....You were serious, a joke sorry mate.

Ah im mate now??Not love or Sweetie anymore? You break my heart.Twisted forever.


Im Heartbroken
Westside.

[westside]

A sense of humour fuck?
Is that what you call it when the guy has a really funny looking willy?

your surrounded by funny looking willies.Ah well there is life at the end of the tunnel.

He was just joking.The probs that you ladies have is you fell for it.


Honey probably jumped off the Hilton after him,
Westside

[Appoline]

Why did the monkey fall off the Hilton?
Cos it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall off the Hilton?
Cos it was tied to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall off the Hilton?
Cos it thought it was a game.
Three wise monkeys.
Was the one he touched, one of them?

-Speak no evil.
Appoline.

[mailman]

Time to get this thread back on track. Girls, can i ask a question? What if the bus was a really cool bus? Would that make any difference?

[bigpaws]

In my opinion visiting escorts is an expensive business so I wouldn't dream of adding to the expense by paying an escort extra for a call-out PLUS her cab fare .............. I also wouldn't dream of complaining about it either, I just do call-ins and that way I can choose my own way of getting to the escort ie. drive, take a taxi, a bus or just walk!!
By the way Dub Lad wasn't joking when he started this thread ............... he was drunk.

Paws