Ever been caught masturbating?

[Doozer]

"You have a gratification disorder, sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify oneself, that would be a disorder."
"Get the nurse to get you some KY"

Im afraid not at least you didnt say I have an auto immune disease or lupus like the real chase

[willyup]

When I was on hols with my parents @ the age of 16 I bought and smuggled home a copy of Penthouse.
As soon as we were through the door at home I practically sprinted to my room and was wanking furiously within seconds.

Then, well you know when you get that feeling something aint right, I turned round and there was my dad looking like hed been slapped. There followed a scene like the birds and bees talk in American Pie.

[kidkool]

I was caught in my bedroom by my gran!!! absolutely mortified!!!!

I was banging one out to a blue movie, she knocked on the door and somehow had to find the remote, change the channel and pull my shorts up all in one swift move!!!

[Lincoln]

I was caught in my bedroom by my gran!!! absolutely mortified!!!!

I was banging one out to a blue movie, she knocked on the door and somehow had to find the remote, change the channel and pull my shorts up all in one swift move!!!

Brother I hear you!! Testify!!!

It is a tricky maneuver but it can be done, the main difficulty being that if you are at the point of no return (so to speak) the temptation is to try and finish.

This can lead to a somewhat messy cover up and the TV remote might wind up somewhat solied too....

Not only did this happen to me once but repeatedly....it was difficult to house-share as a younger man

[magicalman9357]

Has anyone bin caught masturbating by husbands/wives/girlfriends/boyfriends does count.... but better if by someone eles?

Horny Charlie want to hear all about it so lets hear your story!

Not yet as far as I know.