Ever been caught masturbating?

[benin]

I have been caught yeah
There I was banning someone and giving myself a old tug and the postman looks in the window just before I shot me load

I wont be getting any mail any time soon

sadly that was not the postman...it was that fecking peepingtom....lol

[Doozer]

Mine is like chewing gum. Not to mention how 'starched' my socks are

Frog spam eh
You use socks?

Fuck man youd want to aim a bit better if your carpets like chewingum

[medicine man]

On call at the hospital, got an hours break in the middle of the night, went to my room to have a wank and a shower.
One of the nurses walked in...
Never been so embarrassed or mortally shamed as Lincoln puts it

[Doozer]

On call at the hospital, got an hours break in the middle of the night, went to my room to have a wank and a shower.
One of the nurses walked in...
Never been so embarrassed or mortally shamed as Lincoln puts it

Chase
What would House say about that?

[John Shaft]

Never been caught in the act thankfully, which is lucky considering I've jerked off daily for the last twenty years. When I first started living alone about 5 years ago, it was great to be able to walk around the house naked, jerk off and roar like a baboon while doing so and such like.
I lived with a guy once and every night without fail he used to get up to go to the toilet about 10-15 mins after he went to bed. My other flatmate maintained he was getting up to 'wipe his cock' after having a tug.

[wfordman]

I know i guy who was home sick from school years ago with flu.he was about 13 at the time.He got under the duvet for a wank.When he came up for air he saw a bowl of soup and a cup of tea on his bedside locker.Never heard his mother come in!

[skywalker85]

i was just seconds from getting caught in a store in work by a male work m8, horny little devil i am
was standing on a bucket so i could watch myself beat the meat, i put the snib on which i thought locked it so no one could turn the little knob thingy, next minute i herd some 1 pushing the digits in on the locking system, so jumped of moving the bucket away from the mirror and pulling the trousers up but didnt realise the front of my tshirt was tucked into trouser's and the rest was out, and yes the wee man was standing proud, seen him glance down n look away, omg how embarrassing, but he was prob jus embarrassed as i felt, and im sure he's mentioned it to others,but hey IDC,they no im just a horny wee fucker haha wudnt hav been to bad if had been a female wrk colleague,giv her little wink n mayb she wud hav give me a wank ,, disabled toilet next time only one door in and 1 door out, with a safer locking system o Charlie wish it was you who had walked in hehehehe

[medicine man]

Chase
What would House say about that?

"You have a gratification disorder, sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify oneself, that would be a disorder."
"Get the nurse to get you some KY"

[wfordman]

Q. What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating?

A. Your ears.

[benin]

it was great to be able to walk around the house naked, jerk off and roar like a baboon while doing so and such like.

some ppl should never live alone...lol