Ever been caught masturbating?

[Johnson]

Not yet but i have jerked off infront of my partner to show her the way i like it. her request.

have had a load of close calls as people coming back into the house


But yea guys know about DANGER WANKING

danger wanking is when u rub one off and half way through just as it's getting good you call your partner or parent and see if you can finish and tidy up before they arrive to the room. gets the blood pumping

Like that! Though I thought danger wanking was knocking one out over your sleeping partners face, finishing, cleaning up without them waking up?

[Lincoln]

had a few close shaves but I was never actually caught pants down mid-chug.

I would be mortally shamed if I was

[JAMESCORK]

It has to be the ULTIMATE shame..... cringe....

[benin]

It has to be the ULTIMATE shame..... cringe....

no thats when you are caught posting on an escorts laptop

ffs let it go benny...lol

[Headlad]

mid-chug)

Love that name for it, always makes me laugh.

My ma caught me one time, and said "stop that, you'll go blind."

My reply? " can I do it until I need glasses?"

Hence my rather accurate avatar.

Sorry...

[Doozer]

I have been caught yeah
There I was banning someone and giving myself a old tug and the postman looks in the window just before I shot me load

I wont be getting any mail any time soon

[samlad]

I have been caught yeah
There I was banning someone and giving myself a old tug and the postman looks in the window just before I shot me load

I wont be getting any mail any time soon

Now we know how the 'sticky threads' work! LOL!

[Doozer]

Now we know how the 'sticky threads' work! LOL!

My carpet is now like velcro

[Big-Paul]

[samlad]

My carpet is now like velcro

Mine is like chewing gum. Not to mention how 'starched' my socks are