Veet

[Mousey]

It's time for me to shave my bollocks again. Not that you specifically needed to know that - only it's a real pain because the hairs are fairly coarse and it takes a while to do.

Last night I saw an ad for Veet on the telly, where all these girls were jumping around on sunny days in city parks in slow motion with big smiles on their faces because their cooches and legs were now hair-free.

See where I'm going with this?

Soooooooo.... will it work? It looks dead easy - smear stuff on, leave for a minute, rinse off. Instant sack and crack wax. Come on, one of you perverts has to have tried it already.