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    Smile Bit of morning humor

    I thought as its so early, a couple of good jokes would wake everyone up and get things off to a start, so heres a joke to get you all started

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeepingTom View Post
    I thought as its so early, a couple of good jokes would wake everyone up and get things off to a start, so heres a joke to get you all started

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
    Great first post PeepingTom and welcome.

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    I see your a new mod how are you finding it .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeepingTom View Post
    I thought as its so early, a couple of good jokes would wake everyone up and get things off to a start, so heres a joke to get you all started

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
    Very good
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    I see your a new mod how are you finding it .: doc
    its easy doc...you look up the escorts profile... phone the number...ohhh now i see what you mean...

    welcome peepingtom to planet madness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    its easy doc...you look up the escorts profile... phone the number...ohhh now i see what you mean...

    welcome peepingtom to planet madness.
    Me and you fecked so .: lol doc
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    Another mod, eh? Wonderful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Another mod, eh? Wonderful.
    at least he is not a scabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb...like the last two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Another mod, eh? Wonderful.
    Yeah ! Who authorized this ??
    Last edited by dave1dave; 29-03-11 at 12:09. Reason: welcome o misterious one !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Another mod, eh? Wonderful.
    That not a mousey welcome . come on mousey .: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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