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    Default If God had your phone number ....

    ... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

    After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

    Two days. What would you do ?

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    Crying on me knees ...... feck off! Id pick up the phone tell the Revenue to fuck off!!

    Then Id dust off the Klashnikoff and go down to Leinster House ..... anyone with me??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    ... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

    After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

    Two days. What would you do ?
    i would obtain some medical marijuana,
    i'd call next of kin and fill them in.

    i suppose two days of making peace with the new reality,
    probably see a couple of girls. get a new home for the cat.

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    If i got the chance I'd strangled Darwin for agreeing with him .oh a few prayers mightn't go a miss .: lol doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    I'd go find out who's playing pranks, especially if it happens this Fri!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanNSA View Post
    I'd go find out who's playing pranks, especially if it happens this Fri!
    What so special about this Friday?

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    I'd try and take a train through Canada, but call the family and see if they want to come with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    What so special about this Friday?
    April 1.:lol doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    April 1.:lol doc
    God is it April already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    God is it April already?
    Flys when your having a much fun as your having monkey.: lol doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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