Welfare Office Blues

[BIGTYM2010]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull ****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well Now you know how it fuckin feels."

[lovethegirls]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull ****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well Now you know how it fuckin feels."

Very good

[magicalman9357]

Nice one.

[BIGTYM2010]

Thanks fella's slightly modified for obvious purposes

[mellors]

Dog walks into the Welfare office, sits down and says " I'm looking for a job" The Welfare Off says thats fantastic a talking dog, have you thought of joining a circus? The dog replies "what the f*ck would a circus need a plumber for"

[Fitzy]

Cool post man a job made in heaven 2010 but I don't travel to well.