We love our booze ;)
Paddy Englishman, paddy Scotsman, and paddy Irishman walk into a pub. They each buy a pint of Guinness,
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
Paddy Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
Paddy Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
Paddy Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YA BASTARD!!" 
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