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    Default Welfare Office Blues

    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

    He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I
    just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
    We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
    drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
    your clothes.

    "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
    expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
    rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
    assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
    mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

    The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull ****tin' me!"

    The social worker said, "Yeah, well Now you know how it fuckin feels."
    If you have any information in relation to human trafficking/pimped ladies

    *Act responsibly freephone 1800 25 00 25 *

    That one call could save a life

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGTYM2010 View Post
    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

    He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I
    just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
    We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
    drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
    your clothes.

    "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
    expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
    rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
    assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
    mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

    The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull ****tin' me!"

    The social worker said, "Yeah, well Now you know how it fuckin feels."
    Very good
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    Nice one.

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    Thanks fella's slightly modified for obvious purposes
    If you have any information in relation to human trafficking/pimped ladies

    *Act responsibly freephone 1800 25 00 25 *

    That one call could save a life

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    Dog walks into the Welfare office, sits down and says " I'm looking for a job" The Welfare Off says thats fantastic a talking dog, have you thought of joining a circus? The dog replies "what the f*ck would a circus need a plumber for"
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Cool post man a job made in heaven 2010 but I don't travel to well.

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