Fair dues to you ladies.

[dave1dave]

Reading threads about various problems you have to deal with, in regards to timewasters ect..

I must say that you ladies must have the patience of saints.

Let me see if I have gotten it anyway near correct.

It can start with:

1. A guy ringing and just heavy breathing.

2. A guy rings to ask how much ? And for other info without making any booking.

3. A guy rings, makes an appointment. And is a no show.

4. A guy makes an appointment, shows up and walks.

5. A guy makes appointment, shows up. Tries for a grope and possibly a wank in toilet before making excuses and leaving.

6. Makes appointment, Arrives and hygiene is immediatly an issue. Refuses to shower. So you either have to ask him to leave or reduce services accordingly.

7. Guy arrives, showers and still has hygiene problems leaves a stain or two..

I'm sure you can fill in a few more examples.

But I take my hat off to you ladies

[dr love]

I would trottel some of them if I was an escort . But good points you make dave .; doc

[wanted the best 69]

Reading threads about various problems you have to deal with, in regards to timewasters ect..

I must say that you ladies must have the patience of saints.

Let me see if I have gotten it anyway near correct.

It can start with:

1. A guy ringing and just heavy breathing.

2. A guy rings to ask how much ? And for other info without making any booking.

3. A guy rings, makes an appointment. And is a no show.

4. A guy makes an appointment, shows up and walks.

5. A guy makes appointment, shows up. Tries for a grope and possibly a wank in toilet before making excuses and leaving.

6. Makes appointment, Arrives and hygiene is immediatly an issue. Refuses to shower. So you either have to ask him to leave or reduce services accordingly.

7. Guy arrives, showers and still has hygiene problems leaves a stain or two..

I'm sure you can fill in a few more examples.

But I take my hat off to you ladies

davey, will you please stop pointing my faults out in public ,please,it`s not niceit`s true i have a few problems, but i am working on them

[dave1dave]

davey, will you please stop pointing my faults out in public ,please,it`s not niceit`s true i have a few problems, but i am working on them

I've heard you fall into the heavy breather category

[Morpheus]

I've heard you fall into the heavy breather category

Dave , you have to stop making fun of us asthmatics!! This is an equal opportunities "getting laid" website!

[Lucy Chambers]

Ah sweets, you are nice. However, its what we get paid for

[wanted the best 69]

Ah sweets, you are nice. However, its what we get paid for

sorry lucy, i disagree, it`s not what get paid for,you are paid for you time, this shit is what sometimes with regret comes with.

[lovethegirls]

The ladies do put up with a lot of idiots and deserve all the thanks that comes there way from the genuine clients.

[dave1dave]

Ah sweets, you are nice. However, its what we get paid for

As WTB69 says it's not what you get paid for, it's something that unfortunatly you have to put up with.

This came to mind today, as I realised that I was getting annoyed with someone turning up to a meeting nearly 5 mins late. I found it intensely irratating ! Because he hadn't called to say they would be a bit late.
I was sitting there thinking to myself, does this guy think I've nothing better to be doing than waiting for him.

I think I may have to learn to relax a bit though

[TheCelticDream]

sounds like you have done all the above dave, keep it in ur pants please..the ladies dont need ur phone calls.