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    Default Where in Hell are you ?

    ok so if we know that some of us are going to hell for being such splendid human beings it's probably good to know exactly where we will end up...

    For me...Ohh Dear....

    Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
    Take the Test here: Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin, and Damnation
    Be all that you can be......Just as long as you are Free !

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsq9XtpmEk

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    Cool!! Sounds like a fun spot. I mean, Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. Two babes by all accounts. Get Cleopatra to show you a few of her tricks with goat's milk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    Cool!! Sounds like a fun spot. I mean, Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. Two babes by all accounts. Get Cleopatra to show you a few of her tricks with goat's milk.
    heh...never thought of it that way....still ...for all Eternity ??? They would have to get very very creative with that goat's milk
    Be all that you can be......Just as long as you are Free !

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    Don't worry TheH........apart from Cleopatra and Helen of Troy, you'll also have me for company.

    So which of the ladies do you want first brother?

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    Well all I know is Im not going to heaven. Ill be the only one there and Ill be bored!

    I was told that hell was full of sexy women and barrels of wine ...... except the wine barrels had the holes ..... I'll become a tit man before I die!

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    It would have to be Helen me thinks.... I mean Cleopatra is as likely to cut you up !! having said that though....... There is a time and a place for everything and if you cant enjoy a bit of SM on the 2nd level of Hell then where can you ??? lol
    Be all that you can be......Just as long as you are Free !

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    Shove over there lads. It's getting quite full here in the Second Level!

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    Warning !!

    It seems Cleopatras pics are unverified. According to her image as seen on a 2000 year old coin, Cleo was a complete waggon!

    I just hope its not too late for some of you to change your mind. What's level 3 like?

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    Level 2 - Lustful.....that's good isn't it?

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    Level 7 - must be all that sodomy I engage in.

    Gaurded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and
    encircled within the river Phlegethon , filled with
    boiling blood , is the Seventh Level of Hell . The
    violent , the assasins , the tyrants , and the war-
    mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the
    river , while centaurs armed with bows and
    arrows shoot those who try to escape their
    punishment . The stench here is overpowering .
    This level is also home to the wood of the
    suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting
    branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final
    judgement, their bodies will hang from their
    branches. In those branches the Harpies , foul
    birdlike creatures with human faces , make their
    nests . Beyond the wood is scorching sand where
    those who committed violence against God and
    nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain
    down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers
    and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues
    more loosed to lamentation, and out of their
    eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers , who
    followed neither nature nor art , also share
    company in the Seventh Level.

    Sounds badass!!
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