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    My right hand stabbed my left hand right down to the bond today with a pearing knife. Right hand never did like left hand so much but I never thought it'd come to this. Now they're not talking to each other ... assholes. I wish they'd consider the innocent parties in all of this and stop being so stubborn and selfish.

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    B*stards...

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    And your caught right in the middle of all this , will be a hard one to get out off .: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Well assuming that you're right handed Brother Banjo, you should still be able to engage in an enjoyable wank......just no 99 change hands routine.

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    My kill hand
    tatooed E.V.I.L. across it's brother's fist
    That filthy five! They did nothing to challenge or resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    My right hand stabbed my left hand right down to the bond today with a pearing knife. Right hand never did like left hand so much but I never thought it'd come to this. Now they're not talking to each other ... assholes. I wish they'd consider the innocent parties in all of this and stop being so stubborn and selfish.
    will banjo if you seen it u must report it justice must be done.


    Last edited by kerry lad in town; 21-03-11 at 10:33.
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    What was the left hand up to that the Right hand didnt know about ??

    You may need to get some gloves
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsq9XtpmEk

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    At least your middle leg didn't get involved....!

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    That fecker needs to be taught a lesson!!!!


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    @ Samlad, What a classic scene ...only watched that recently too Brilliant !
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