Are friends a good thing?

[wanted the best 69]

And I also want to say that my pee is vermillion. This is bad, I may die, It will be a painful death, and it is down to those lousy bastards who claim to be my friends. Have another...ha ha ha. They are trying to kill me. I may die. This is abuse.

good morning dearest, good night?

[wanted the best 69]

lucy, time to get up
hair of the dog anyone????????????????????????????//

[carlos marvado]

And I also want to say that my pee is vermillion. This is bad, I may die, It will be a painful death, and it is down to those lousy bastards who claim to be my friends. Have another...ha ha ha. They are trying to kill me. I may die. This is abuse.

Vermillion pee you say......that's bad....very very bad. Any final requests before we turn your life support off?

I'm assuming you will be leaving all your toys to Shirley and that we should forward all your used knickers to Experienced Punter. I note that your kidneys hurt........well I'm not really interested in them, more of a liver man myself..... how is your liver?....it might go very nicely with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

[wanted the best 69]

Vermillion pee you say......that's bad....very very bad. Any final requests before we turn your life support off?

I'm assuming you will be leaving all your toys to Shirley and that we should forward all your used knickers to Experienced Punter. I note that your kidneys hurt........well I'm not really interested in them, more of a liver man myself..... how is your liver?....it might go very nicely with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

by the sounds of lucys night, i did take the kidneys, the liver sounds buggered

[Lucy Chambers]

Vermillion pee you say......that's bad....very very bad. Any final requests before we turn your life support off?

I'm assuming you will be leaving all your toys to Shirley and that we should forward all your used knickers to Experienced Punter. I note that your kidneys hurt........well I'm not really interested in them, more of a liver man myself..... how is your liver?....it might go very nicely with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

Oh gosh. I have a liver?

[Lucy Chambers]

by the sounds of lucys night, i did take the kidneys, the liver sounds buggered

I was going to bed. The lousy bastards demanded I come out for ONE drink. This is appallingly bad.

[TheCelticDream]

Oh gosh. I have a liver?

your not so innocent lucy, I bet some of your friends have being cursing you after a night out or two in the past.

[wanted the best 69]

I was going to bed. The lousy bastards demanded I come out for ONE drink. This is appallingly bad.

good you see up,and alive? one drink? one is only the start

[Lucy Chambers]

Be glad u have them and they are loyal. Mine are running for cover quicker than you can say 'meltdown'!.

If it wasn't for u and a couple others from here last night, it would have been a very lonely place.

Tks Lu
Xx

I hope you are ok. You know where I am if you need me

[Irish Aeilis]

a pint of Cranberry juice,one rubex chewable vit c tablet and as much water as you can handle,thats my little remedy for morning afters and its never let me down...........alternatively a nice hunk of a man between your legs also seems to miraculously cure all ailments
xxxxxxx