Queue Jumpers......an opinion piece by Alec Horan

[Alec Horan]

I dont like them......at all at all........in fact I would go so far to say that I detest and despise them with an almost supernatural loathing............especially when they are a couple of old ladies........as was demonstrated today........when they dared to jump a queue of substantial length in a environment not conducive to good humour directly in front of yours truly........I suggested to them that perhaps they had made an error.......I do sometimes try to be a gentleman.........but I'm a rather imposing figure........especially to old dears that are not light on their feet and reach to a great height of 5'1 or thereabouts.........they apologised......crocodile tears I felt............... and with tails between legs retreated but looking daggers at me.........funny thing is that I find it much easier to berate queue jumpers who look like they can handle themselves and strangely enough they always piss off to the back of the queue no bother.........but the ould ones are usually a bit tougher..........funny that !

[Irish Fiona]

Alec just don't join queue's!!! I never thought of you as a queuer!! Or a granny basher!! And by the by......what the fuck was it you were queuing for with a gaggle of awl ones?? Front row seats for the latest Daniel O'Donnell bingo hall show in Summer hill maybe....perhaps????? Do tell......... i don't mind the putting in place of the old dears, tough as they might be........but queuing????
Thats so 90's.........with a suggestion of beige wishing it wasn't!!!

[Lucy Chambers]

I dont like them......at all at all........in fact I would go so far to say that I detest and despise them with an almost supernatural loathing............especially when they are a couple of old ladies........as was demonstrated today........when they dared to jump a queue of substantial length in a environment not conducive to good humour directly in front of yours truly........I suggested to them that perhaps they had made an error.......I do sometimes try to be a gentleman.........but I'm a rather imposing figure........especially to old dears that are not light on their feet and reach to a great height of 5'1 or thereabouts.........they apologised......crocodile tears I felt............... and with tails between legs retreated but looking daggers at me.........funny thing is that I find it much easier to berate queue jumpers who look like they can handle themselves and strangely enough they always piss off to the back of the queue no bother.........but the ould ones are usually a bit tougher..........funny that !

You really need to get laid and stop sweating the small stuff. An orgasm a day keeps the pedantic bastard in you away

[nicegirlsarenice]

Alec, those women are in the pension line, it's a different queue. You're in the welfare and mental disability line, remember? We went over this before....

[Irish Fiona]

Ah bless his little Wednesday pants..........he must have been wearing his Sunday pants on the Tuesday and we all know what that leads to.........mad as hell and is not going to take it anymore!!!! Mammy Horan take special care not to mix up the little fella's pants no more!!!

[john connor]

good advice lucy. alec i think you need to write a book, put all your observations down because as much as people give out about you i think most of us privately are kind of on the same wavelength.
keep up the good work and get writing. a best seller by christmas

[Clint Plywood]

Ah lads!...leave the poor oul fooker alone willyas....hes entitled to the odd cranky bollox outburst now and again surely....he could have been a tad hypoglycemic for jaysus sake....i mean its not as if the ladies wouldn't understand the odd hormonal inconsistency ...so come on lads...lets form a circle and do the group hug thing...and no groping