In the bedroom there is a wastepaper bin .....

[Fitzy]

hum, not a problem,but if go into the bathroom and see a line of used condoms drying,then get worried

When I go into an escorts bathroom it's not used condoms I am looking out for LoL.

[willyup]

Or if there's a big white stain on your couch dont invite your client to sit on it.

[carlos marvado]

One should always attempt to burn rubber without leaving any skid marks.

Sex and cars are two sides of the same coin.