Waiting Rooms

[Banjo]

I'm sat in one at the moment. Not a hospital one or anything like that thank God, just waiting for something to be done to my car. I'm here an hour, likely another one to go.

So I'm bored.

What'll I write ..................

Weather is pissy today.

Actually where I am right now, I know for a fact the area surrounding me is rich with beautiful women who advertise on this site. But I'm not wearing the best of clothes and I skipped shaving this morning so that's out.

I've read everything there is to read here in this room ..... yesterdays Irish Independent and some brochures. Been to the shop around the corner too. Ho hum .....

Makes me wonder about taxi drivers who spend hours on end sitting at ranks these days. How the hell do they pass the time ??

I've just caught myself examining my finger nails. Yikes !

[guyfromlimerick]

hang on in there buddy... it will be over soon... any games on ur phone lol

[carlos marvado]

I know exactly which garage you are at mate.........I'll pop around in a few minutes to keep you company.

[Banjo]

Oh hang on .... this 6 foot long haired blonde babe has just joined me, all by herself in the scary garage )

I wonder if she speaks English .....

[guyfromlimerick]

if she does not... then use sign language ...

[carlos marvado]

if she does not... then use sign language ...

Yes, form a circle with the thumb and index finger of your left hand and push the index finger of your right hand backwards and forwards through the circle........and if you're left handed, do it the other way round. Sometimes they speak a little pidgeon English...so try the phrase...."likey fucky fucky".

[Morpheus]

I'm sat in one at the moment. Not a hospital one or anything like that thank God, just waiting for something to be done to my car. I'm here an hour, likely another one to go.

So I'm bored.

What'll I write ..................

Weather is pissy today.

Actually where I am right now, I know for a fact the area surrounding me is rich with beautiful women who advertise on this site. But I'm not wearing the best of clothes and I skipped shaving this morning so that's out.

I've read everything there is to read here in this room ..... yesterdays Irish Independent and some brochures. Been to the shop around the corner too. Ho hum .....

Makes me wonder about taxi drivers who spend hours on end sitting at ranks these days. How the hell do they pass the time ??

I've just caught myself examining my finger nails. Yikes !

Yup I hate waiting too Banjo. My particularly pet hate is waiting in airports.

But spare a thought for our lovely ladies. I'll bet many an escort feels like she's in a waiting room, waiting for the next appointment (even though its from her own living room).

[Banjo]

form a circle with the thumb and index finger of your left hand and push the index finger of your right hand backwards and forwards through the circle........

I did that. She just stood up and left for some reason ??

[takemedrunkimhome]

Oh hang on .... this 6 foot long haired blonde babe has just joined me, all by herself in the scary garage )

I wonder if she speaks English .....

Ask her how much for the hour? )

[carlos marvado]

I did that. She just stood up and left for some reason ??

Well at least you found out that she understands sign language........so you know a little bit more about her already.