there I was today in a restaurant I visit often finished my meal & the gorgeous East European girl whose been there many years comes along cleaning the table I felt I'd ask her how many months she has left on her pregnancy her tummy has progressively got bigger over the last few months Tuns out shes not pregnant at all Oh Christ I hope she doesnt take it too bad I felt awful about it maybe she wont eat anymore she'll probably turn anorexic or bullimic it will be all my fault...