what not to say when calling to make apointment......

[denise89]

looking forward hearing some funny stories from both sides....as of my self done a few... ex.1. got a call a while ago..."babe what can we do me and my mate for 60 euro?"...wank each other!! 2. got a call...."hy there Denise HOW MUCH FOR 1 HOUR?" and me polite and sleepy as he woke me up....20 euro dear!)) looking forward to opinions and intresting storyes....

[dr love]

I'm just glad escorts answer their phones Denise .: lol doc

[ciara]

When ppl whisper it kind of creeps me out oh and the real heavy beathing while asking what I'm wearing lol and when ppl ask am I still "open" haha of this list will grow :P

[denise89]

When ppl whisper it kind of creeps me out oh and the real heavy beathing while asking what I'm wearing lol and when ppl ask am I still "open" haha of this list will grow :P

are ye open sweetie?)wow...........never heard that one oh my good........)))

[dave1dave]

A friend of mine wanted to visit an escort, but they all kept hanging up on him !
You see he gets a bad stammer when he gets nervous, so is very hard to understand.
One escort listened to him for a few seconds as he tried to arrange an appointment, and just said to him "Listen hunny either get off the washing machine when you are on the phone, so I can understand you. Or I'm hanging up !"
His nickname ever since has been Hotpoint.

[Banjo]

I can only imagine some of the shite the ladies must get on the phone.

I can't say I've got anything too interesting to report about calling to make an appointment. There was one occasion where a lady mixed my appointment up with someone elses. She was dressed as a bunny when I arrived which I thought was a bit odd. Didn't think much of it though until at the end she queried whether or not I was satisfied. I said the bunny thing was a bit weird but other than that I had enjoyed our appointment. A few confused exchanges later it became clear someone else had asked for the bunny suit. She was a little mortified and confused ... I just giggled a bit and reassured her that I was satisfied and left.

[dave1dave]

I can only imagine some of the shite the ladies must get on the phone.

I can't say I've got anything too interesting to report about calling to make an appointment. There was one occasion where a lady mixed my appointment up with someone elses. She was dressed as a bunny when I arrived which I thought was a bit odd. Didn't think much of it though until at the end she queried whether or not I was satisfied. I said the bunny thing was a bit weird but other than that I had enjoyed our appointment. A few confused exchanges later it became clear someone else had asked for the bunny suit. She was a little mortified and confused ... I just giggled a bit and reassured her that I was satisfied and left.

I had always wondered why she didn't have it on !!!

[carlos marvado]

When ppl whisper it kind of creeps me out oh and the real heavy beathing while asking what I'm wearing lol and when ppl ask am I still "open" haha of this list will grow :P

Just tell him the shop is still open and full of customers getting the last of the special offers.

[denise89]

as an update folks....i got a call wearlyer about a felow wanting to tread me a 30 minute sesion...and hel bring me hes couch....!anyone buying ? i`m selling?

[willyup]

as an update folks....i got a call wearlyer about a felow wanting to tread me a 30 minute sesion...and hel bring me hes couch....!anyone buying ? i`m selling?

Hang on, a guy offered you a couch in return for a 30 minute appointment? And you agreed?
If thats the case I have an old mountain bike here I'd be happy to cycle to yours in return for an hour of your companionship.