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    looking forward hearing some funny stories from both sides....as of my self done a few... ex.1. got a call a while ago..."babe what can we do me and my mate for 60 euro?"...wank each other!! 2. got a call...."hy there Denise HOW MUCH FOR 1 HOUR?" and me polite and sleepy as he woke me up....20 euro dear!)) looking forward to opinions and intresting storyes....

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    I'm just glad escorts answer their phones Denise .: lol doc
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    When ppl whisper it kind of creeps me out oh and the real heavy beathing while asking what I'm wearing lol and when ppl ask am I still "open" haha of this list will grow :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    When ppl whisper it kind of creeps me out oh and the real heavy beathing while asking what I'm wearing lol and when ppl ask am I still "open" haha of this list will grow :P
    are ye open sweetie?)wow...........never heard that one oh my good........)))

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    A friend of mine wanted to visit an escort, but they all kept hanging up on him !
    You see he gets a bad stammer when he gets nervous, so is very hard to understand.
    One escort listened to him for a few seconds as he tried to arrange an appointment, and just said to him "Listen hunny either get off the washing machine when you are on the phone, so I can understand you. Or I'm hanging up !"
    His nickname ever since has been Hotpoint.

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    I can only imagine some of the shite the ladies must get on the phone.

    I can't say I've got anything too interesting to report about calling to make an appointment. There was one occasion where a lady mixed my appointment up with someone elses. She was dressed as a bunny when I arrived which I thought was a bit odd. Didn't think much of it though until at the end she queried whether or not I was satisfied. I said the bunny thing was a bit weird but other than that I had enjoyed our appointment. A few confused exchanges later it became clear someone else had asked for the bunny suit. She was a little mortified and confused ... I just giggled a bit and reassured her that I was satisfied and left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    I can only imagine some of the shite the ladies must get on the phone.

    I can't say I've got anything too interesting to report about calling to make an appointment. There was one occasion where a lady mixed my appointment up with someone elses. She was dressed as a bunny when I arrived which I thought was a bit odd. Didn't think much of it though until at the end she queried whether or not I was satisfied. I said the bunny thing was a bit weird but other than that I had enjoyed our appointment. A few confused exchanges later it became clear someone else had asked for the bunny suit. She was a little mortified and confused ... I just giggled a bit and reassured her that I was satisfied and left.
    I had always wondered why she didn't have it on !!!

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    An escort in England once told me a fella called and told her he had a terrible dose of thrush but would she still him if he wore a condom.
    Just for sport and cause she was having a bad day she told him she would and then when he arrived at the door told him she'd changed her mind and gave him an earful for being a fcuking eejit.

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    that one is clasic willyip we need more of that

    denise €20 for an hour ha ha
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    Things not to say when trying to book an escort

    1. I havent got any money, could I possibly pay you next week?

    2. Excuse me a minute, I just need to shut the kids up

    3. Can I bring my dog?

    4. If I make you come is it half price?

    5. Can you bring your dog?

    6. I know your Daddy. He is a lovely man.

    7. Can we do a three for two deal?

    8. You don't mind a wee rash? I have had it for a while but it stopped itching months ago

    9. I have e20, two gold teeth and a swimming medal. How about it?

    Or, La piece de resistance, fresh from my email box, do not try this...

    HELLO,
    I AM ENGINEER JOAN HENRY FROM UK........ LITTLE ABOUT ME.I AM FROM DUBLIN, IRELAND BUT I WAS RAISE IN LIVERPOOL UNITED KINGDOM.I AM 29 YEARS OLD.I TAKE MEDICAL CHECK UP SERIOUSLY WITH A GREAT PERSONALTY.I WILL NEED YOU ON MY TOUR TO AFRICA ON THE 25TH OF FEBRUARY AND I WILL BE THERE FOR 8 DAYS, I WILL NEED YOU TO ESCORT ME TO AFRICA IN NIGERIA REPUBLIC.JUST CHECK YOUR ADS OUT ON *** site name deleted ***.COM AND FOUND YOU SO COOL AND DECIDED PICK YOU.PLEASE MAIL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME. I AM READY TO OFFER YOU A GOOD SUM. HOPE 2000 POUNDS PER DAY FOR ONE WEEK (8DAYS) IS THAT OKAY? AND UPFRONT WILL BE PAID TO YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR STATE. ALL NECESSARY DOCUMENT WILL BE ARRANGED, SO FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO ME ASAP ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO WITH ME.


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