Reward Offered for Missing Picture
The following picture was stolen today from VampireJackie's room in the Patcave aka The Bunker. VampireJackie is very attached to this picture as it was presented to her personally by The Fuhrer herself in recognition of her errr collaboration in keeping the German soldiers happy while they were occupying the French town of Nouvion:
If this picture is returned by tomorrow morning, we will spare the lives of all you peasants that we hold hostage here. If not, my colleague Herr Flick of the Gestapo will commence interogation procedures tomorrow afternoon. Anybody who refuses to co-operated will be handed over to Lieutenant Gruber and will be forced to spend the night with him in his little tank.
There is also the small matter of a reward for anybody who turns informer and grasses his co-conspiritors to the mods............The Real Madonna Mit Ze Big Boobies:
Heil Patricia.
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