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    Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.
    Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.
    Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, reports the Daily Mail.
    "This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them," she said.

    Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.
    "The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals," said Dr Nunes.
    However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.
    Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules.
    "These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity.
    "Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."

    & some Response comments from the Daily Mail where the article was published:

    "What? 4 hours my wife telling me the ceiling wants decorating? No thanks."

    "where the hell do you get hypertensive rats with erectile disfunction from to experiment with in the first place???? - Amazing what you can find in the small ads."

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    spider bite will make u spider man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franken996 View Post

    Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.
    Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.
    Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, reports the Daily Mail.
    "This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them," she said.

    Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.
    "The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals," said Dr Nunes.
    However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.
    Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules.
    "These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity.
    "Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."

    & some Response comments from the Daily Mail where the article was published:

    "What? 4 hours my wife telling me the ceiling wants decorating? No thanks."

    "where the hell do you get hypertensive rats with erectile disfunction from to experiment with in the first place???? - Amazing what you can find in the small ads."
    Think I will stick with the little blue pill for now..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franken996 View Post
    Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.
    Yes but a four hour erection !!!

    What was that spider called again ? and off to the petshop......
    Last edited by dave1dave; 09-03-11 at 13:43.

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    Looking at Monkeynut daily pics does it for me. No need for the spider.

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    name and address of the spider please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanted the best 69 View Post
    name and address of the spider please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol

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    Get me that fucking spider - QUICK!!!
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Get me that fucking spider - QUICK!!!
    I'd let it bite me straight on the mickey, so it get's straight into the system and there's no time wasted! LOL!

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    Well the nice guy at the pet shop even gave me a link to an online care sheet for my new pet.
    I've decided to call him Bitey, and he fits quite well in a matchbox. So I can keep him in my pocket !
    http://www.petbugs.com/caresheets/P-fera.html

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