Now that Anon is Taking a Break...

[JAMESCORK]

One of these penises belongs to the Hamster..




Just text 'Hamsters Peanut' followed by the letter of your choice to 5****

[benin]

FFS! Don't start on the custard creams! Where is Wellhungchap by the way?

its been ages since whc said...well you know.

[mellors]

I'd say you are Mousey....oh hold on I misread the question...thought it said who is the biggest cock on E1

[willyup]

Mines about 2/3 the length of the remote control for me telly.

[Monkeynut]

... who has the biggest cock on E-I?*

Unless one of you can provide independent third-party confirmation that you are bigger than me, then I declare that I and my peanut cock are the new King Dongs of this here site.

I can provide 3rd party evidence that My cock is/was bigger than Anon's ..... unless she is lying

[Lincoln]

Back during the cold weather I had an altercation with a strung-out junkie wandering around our estate roaring their head off and generally being a right fucken nuisance. There I was at 1 o'clock in the morning with only a pair of runners and a light track suit on (having dressed quickly being as how I had been lying in bed for a half hour listening to the noise)...between the cold and the adrenaline rush of the fairly foul-mouthed exchange that took place until the gardai arrived I couldnt help noticing later that Lincoln Jnr. very much looked like this pic as I disrobed to get in to bed again (I thought the poor fecken divil would never come out again....now that I think of it I am glad there wasnt a girl there to see it)

Well I shall be the first to come forward with pictorial evidence. And I am only Semi here....