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    Happy 40th Birthday JC
    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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    Happy belated birthday :-)
    You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
    Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
    16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

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    Oh for God sake.
    He's 57

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    you are def gettin crankier with age!LOL,Happy birthday,hope you had a great day&(get your rocks)without payin.LOL
    Last edited by Notatwork; 05-03-11 at 22:28.

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    Happy 60th Jimbop.
    How the fu*k are we supposed to know its your birthday ?
    Yer sister never mentioned it last night..

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    I think James is 45

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter
    Everybody is younger than Monkeynut .......

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    How the fu*k are we supposed to know when your birthday is, ya langer.

    Go on over to the other side, I'm sure Debest has a cake with candles, and a lot of other nice treats arranged for ya.


    There was once a young lad called Jamescork,
    Whose mammy said she found him under a stork,
    On E-I he always welcomes the noobies,
    With that ghastly avatar of bouncing boobies,
    He wanders the country with a pocketful of money,
    Searching for the next young lady to be his hunny,
    On his birthday he always likes to get laid,
    But the ladies say no, unless they are being paid.

    Happy Birthday Jamescork

    38 not out

    Engaging Personality
    Mesmerising Eyes
    Magnificent Ass
    Adorable Lady
    Sexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Everybody is younger than Monkeynut .......
    Yes but unlike me they have no taste in cars. Sell your 911? I bought another, what the hell am I doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    How the fu*k are we supposed to know when your birthday is, ya langer.

    Go on over to the other side, I'm sure Debest has a cake with candles, and a lot of other nice treats arranged for ya.


    There was once a young lad called Jamescork,
    Whose mammy said she found him under a stork,
    On E-I he always welcomes the noobies,
    With that ghastly avatar of bouncing boobies,
    He wanders the country with a pocketful of money,
    Searching for the next young lady to be his hunny,
    On his birthday he always likes to get laid,
    But the ladies say no, unless they are being paid.

    Happy Birthday Jamescork

    38 not out
    I'm feckin rightly impressed Forrest. It actually rhymes and you stuck to the beat.

    Ha ha. Excellent bud.

    Too late Ms chambers.

    And ye are all wrong so far.

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