Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).
Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.
So how old is Jamescork.
I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter