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    Default Ye miserable bastards

    Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

    Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

    So how old is Jamescork.

    I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter

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    Happy birthday, you old cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

    Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

    So how old is Jamescork.

    I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter
    Happy 34th birthday, James hopefully I got it right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

    Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

    So how old is Jamescork.

    I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter
    belated happy birthday...ya tool!

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    a belated happy birthday to you james


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    Didn't some young wan think you were 50 or something in a review?

    Happy Birthday, you attention seeking whorebag! I'll sing a song.


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    Happy B-day James


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    Happy Birthday James and better late than never.

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    38 possible jimbop , happy birthday .: lol doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

    Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

    So how old is Jamescork.

    I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter
    Ah, I think I know how old you are but you are looking well for your age. Happy birthday darling, a million happy returns xxx
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