Be Violette's Boyfriend - Apply This Thread

[Mousey]

Hello.

I am Mousey. You might remember me from such hilarious threads as "Alec Horan is a Cuntflap", "mentalgirlsaremental", and "Do Dominatrixes Like Romance?" It's about this last one that I wish to speak.

You see, one of our most well-known dominatrixes - Violette - answered on my thread. On it, she spilled her heart out about how she cannot find love. She cried tears of type as she reminisced about all those men who she has given her heart to, but have spurned it. She wrote:

I do need a man who is a match for me, still looking.

Oh, the wasted years! Oh, the long hours waiting by the phone! Oh, the lingering nights lying awake waiting for Io's rosy touch upon the eastern sky!

So I reckoned I'd start a thread about it. Would YOU like to be Violette's boyfriend?

You're not sure? It's the looks, right? You think she might be a minger? Take a look at her profile and think again: https://www.escort-ireland.com/2544/...sh-escort.html



And this woman is still looking?

Check out her favourites. Got a threesome fantasy with your potential GF? She does couples. Like deep throat? Check. Like snogging for ages before peeling off your lady's clothes? Yup. And she'll even wee on you if you're a sick fucker. She got the sex angles all covered.



So that's beauty and sex sorted. Now what else?



Money?
She's an escort, she's probably minted.

Brains?
All successful escorts are savvy.

Domestic chores?
Who cares?







Be Violette's boyfriend. Her biological clock is ticking. Tick tock, tick tock. Ask her out on a date on this thread. She will peruse your replies.

Look again at her quote. See how plaintive it is. Imagine the wellspring of love that waits to bubble up from this woman's heart.



And start typing a reply right now.

[Violette]

I am going to fucking kill you, you little flea bitten, parasitic, disease infested rodent! DIE MOUSEY, DIE!!!!

[Mousey]

I am going to fucking kill you, you little flea bitten, parasitic, disease infested rodent! DIE MOUSEY, DIE!!!!

Yikes!

Really, lads, she'd be a perfect girlfriend. She never yells or goes violently apeshit like this.

Mostly.

[Violette]

I really am very sweet and mild tempered.























on Tuesdays-between 5-6am!

[Hman]

Funny thread!!!

V I'm sure you are a pussycat most of the time!! LOL

[Violette]

It is indeed a very funny thread. And yes I am a pussycat most times.

[jimbobbins]

I am going to fucking kill you, you little flea bitten, parasitic, disease infested rodent! DIE MOUSEY, DIE!!!!

I could be reading this wrong but.... I think you're in there Mousey!!

Jimbob

[Morpheus]

On a more serious note, men who are a match for Violette are not likely to be found lurking around escort sites. Indeed, men who are really a match for Violette probably aren't to be found anywhere.

Bloody hell, am I that difficult?

I think what the great El Gordo means Violette is that you are that special . And while I've never had the privilege, everything thats been said about you would indicate that thats the full truth. (Not to mention your dishy pictures).

So don't lose hope Violette. I am sure there's a guy out there worthy of your affecdtions. But as El Gordo hinted - he's out there, certainly not on these boards!!

[El Gordo]

Perhaps by combining different aspects of individual posters we could create a single person who would be up to the task.
For example take Mousey's wit, MrFussy's stamina, Anon's... Well, I'm sure you get the idea.

[jimbobbins]

Perhaps by combining different aspects of individual posters we could create a single person who would be up to the task.
For example take Mousey's wit, MrFussy's stamina, Anon's... Well, I'm sure you get the idea.

You don't have to say it. I know exactly what you mean... Anon's cooking expertise?

Jimbob