I am Mousey. You might remember me from such hilarious threads as "Alec Horan is a Cuntflap", "mentalgirlsaremental", and "Do Dominatrixes Like Romance?" It's about this last one that I wish to speak.
You see, one of our most well-known dominatrixes - Violette - answered on my thread. On it, she spilled her heart out about how she cannot find love. She cried tears of type as she reminisced about all those men who she has given her heart to, but have spurned it. She wrote:
So I reckoned I'd start a thread about it. Would YOU like to be Violette's boyfriend?
You're not sure? It's the looks, right? You think she might be a minger? Take a look at her profile and think again: http://www.escort-ireland.com/2544/n...sh-escort.html
And this woman is still looking?
Check out her favourites. Got a threesome fantasy with your potential GF? She does couples. Like deep throat? Check. Like snogging for ages before peeling off your lady's clothes? Yup. And she'll even wee on you if you're a sick fucker. She got the sex angles all covered.
So that's beauty and sex sorted. Now what else?
She's an escort, she's probably minted.
All successful escorts are savvy.
Be Violette's boyfriend. Her biological clock is ticking. Tick tock, tick tock. Ask her out on a date on this thread. She will peruse your replies.
Look again at her quote. See how plaintive it is. Imagine the wellspring of love that waits to bubble up from this woman's heart.
And start typing a reply right now.