E-I St. Patrick's Day Competition 2011

[rover]

I couldn't get the upload any bigger so as to be able to read it, so I've had to retype the poem again, separated from the pictures. (and in a different typeface).

This lovely Escort, I have to say,
I've dreamt about her, night and day.
Now the time has come to take my chance,
to go and encounter, some real romance.
My heart, it was fervently beating,
just thinking about, our first meeting.
The door opened and much to my surprise,
this stunning lady, stood before my eyes.
She gently kissed me upon the lips,
my hands instinctively, fell onto her hips.
I felt her tongue, dart into my mouth,
things began to harden, way down south.
She stripped and revealed her naked all,
I quivered and my shaft, became 10" tall
She lowered her magnificent breasts, over my face,
as I licked her nipples, my heart began to race.
She then moved up and massaged my face,
with her heavenly pussy, so full of grace.
I placed my shaft into her inviting fanny,
the feeling was heavenly, it was quite uncanny.
Then her vagina lowered into place,
releasing a mighty gush, upon my face.
She lowered her shapely bottom, over my head,
I licked her flawless passage, whilst in the bed.
My shaft, it was beginning to explode,
I couldn't wait and released an enormous load.
She eagerly swallowed every last drop,
the feeling was so great, I had to get her to stop.

[mellors]

SO NEAR SO FAR

This is how it goes
My love for these girls grows and grows
In my inbox a PM
Time for the adventure to begin

The anticipation mounts
A bulge emerges in my pants
Just one hurdle left to conquer
It makes my heart beat stronger

I talk to the girl on the phone
Standing outside, getting soaked to the bone
I reach the door,key in the code
The door buzzes but i cant get into her abode !

I push, I pull,I swear, I curse, In the gutter I lay prone
'Are you in' she purrs down the phone
Whats the code again ?
A lorry drives past in the rain

Do I press the bell buttonfirst or last
Just as a bus roars past
'What an idiot' I hear the escort sigh
I fall on my knees and start to cry

My fantasy is locked behind an iron gate
I trek home,sad, depressed and wondering if she could felliate
I sign on to E1 and look at the beauty I have never seen
Wondering to myself what could have been

[mellors]

SO NEAR SO FAR

This is how it goes
My love for these girls grows and grows
In my inbox a PM
Time for the adventure to begin

The anticipation mounts
A bulge emerges in my pants
Just one hurdle left to conquer
It makes my heart beat stronger

I talk to the girl on the phone
Standing outside, getting soaked to the bone
I reach the door,key in the code
The door buzzes but i cant get into her abode !

I push, I pull,I swear, I curse, In the gutter I lay prone
'Are you in' she purrs down the phone
Whats the code again ?
A lorry drives past in the rain

Do I press the bell buttonfirst or last
Just as a bus roars past
'What an idiot' I hear the escort sigh
I fall on my knees and start to cry

My fantasy is locked behind an iron gate
I trek home,sad, depressed and wondering if she could felliate
I sign on to E1 and look at the beauty I have never seen
Wondering to myself what could have been

There was meant to be a pic of the lovely Ciara attached but it kept logging me out when i tried to copy the pic. After the second time of trying I felt as frustrated as the guy in the poem !!!

[samlad]

There was meant to be a pic of the lovely Ciara attached but it kept logging me out when i tried to copy the pic. After the second time of trying I felt as frustrated as the guy in the poem !!!

There you go fella. I hope that helps?

[mellors]

There you go fella. I hope that helps?

Thanks mate. Any idea why it logs me out when i go from the Community page to the Escort page ?

[samlad]

Thanks mate. Any idea why it logs me out when i go from the Community page to the Escort page ?

I don't unfortunately Everything's fine on this end. Have you had this problem long?

[bert dublin]

To my dear friends of escort-Ireland

I write this poem to tell u high lights of my punting life ….

There was once a I fine lady called Melissa who lived just off Thomas street
With curly brown hair and a body nice yet so sexy .

Yes she was the first but I will never forget the fun we had oh the memories
that will never be lost .

Especially the time it was Melissa and her friend Jessica .with there two body’s rubbing up against mine with us all sweaty and hot ..

Witch was so fun never felt the way I did when I walked out the door in such a daze….

But This is a lady I really hope to see come back some day .

Her name was Sara a lady that lived all over Dublin that time she spent here
but I will never forget that sweet ass of hers as she laid on the bed so hot looking with her come to bed eyes and body to match . but she is lady is a lady I truly miss .


Then There was this lady witch caught my eye called Rebeka who lived just off Thomas street.
I was still new to all this so nerves were present at the this time too
But as soon rebeka opened the door to let me in all was good and cam she’s a lady of fine beauty with a body so hot I could of cum in my pants just at the site of her standing there looking all sexy and hot as she was dressed in nothing but her underwear.

now This was the fifth lady I seen

Her name is Sandra
The day I seen this lady was not like no other you see this would be my first time ever have to go see an escort of this part of Dublin so of course I got lost a few times but when I found her place she was so nice with a body so smooth and naked as she showed me to the room were for those 30 minutes of pure bliss as it was another one of those walks out an apartment block in a daze …

This was the lady I saw for my birthday her name was Amanda Babe
just seeing her standing there dressed in that school uniform in the thigh high boots made my night as she tuck of the uniform to unveil her hot body
But The morning after was one of the happiest Hang over’s I shall ever have thinking back of the night before remembering the things we did while trying to cure the blasted hangover that was upon me that morning
for me this was the first to be fully dominated by an escort
And her name is Shirley the mistress of all mistress’s

The first time I went to see her was unbelievable as to how hot she was
As She was dressed in her sexy little red latex outfit to whip and punish me good
She is lady I truly admirer her for her body and mind
But She’s a real softy at heart

Ps .. My ass is still sore … dam u mr. Pinkie .


Ok so this was a tree some too remember

But at First I was only meant to see Kisha but she told me she has a friend that does duo with her. her name was Dagmar and oh my god that was another punt ending
with walk of such a daze



Now we get to Reeya a lady that has a talent witch I shell not say here but dam she’s good but she only come’s here once or twice a year so I try my best see her when she’s here …




But this was the first to meet a Spanish lady who gives u a Massage that is out of this world her name is Angelinna a lady witch has a body of an angel so fit so fine for body 2 body its heaven .

As I finish this poem I would like to thank all the fabulous lady’s I seen some I could not write about as for this poem would never end …

bert

these are the links and picture of the ladys in this poem

https://www.escort-ireland.com/9963/...sh-escort.html


https://www.escort-ireland.com/10263...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/10754...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/13193...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/16829...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/12214...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/8746/...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/16884...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/17418...sh-escort.html

[BootSlick55]

Ode to Agnieszka

by BootSlick55, aged 89 and a quarter.




They say that…

The Garden of Eden was perfect
‘til that snake came slithering by
Now it’s only in Aga’s bedroom
That truly you can find paradise

She came all the way from dear Poland
An Exodus all should rejoice
The only snake she has is a rabbit
And Heaven you’ll find ‘tween her thighs

Yes, came all the way from dear Poland
Where they speak without any vowels
But when she locks lips on your plumbing
The only word you’ll manage is WOW

Volcanoes are found up in Iceland
And geysers in Yellowstone Park
But, none compare to Agnieszka
She’s hotter than any of that

Her hair is as blonde as an angel’s
Has legs Satanically long
She’s the Ying and Yang of your Bible
Redemptive yet sinfully wrong

She has a sleek Lambourghini body
A wry Mona Lisa-type smile
She will drive you into distraction
And be your sex muse for a while

So, you men with sparkling libidos
You men with libidos of chrome
Get Aga to Polski your gear-stick
Get her to Gdansk on your bone

She comes with a gangster-moll’s outfit
And a kinky police uniform
She’ll make you her Baby-Face Nelson
She’ll cuff you and take you ‘down-town‘

She can be your office assisstant
Or serve you your drinks on a flight
She takes ‘dick’-tation with dedication
Cunnilingus is met with delight

Whatever dress you find her displaying
It’s soon shed and strewn on the floor
She rides cow-girl like Annie Oakley
Have your gun cocked, loaded and sure

Now, Spanish sounds like a machine gun
And French is the language of love
Polish, it sounds like strangulation
But, with Aga you’ll be speaking in tongues

The kissing gets Bollinger fizzy
The rhythm is Carnival steam
She sambas her ass to an 80s sound-track
And the rest I’ll leave to your dreams

You see, Aga’s a girl of refinement
Who likes the mystery and tease
While her wicked grin will entice you
It’s her class that’ll finally please

Oh yes! It’s her class that’ll finally please

[magicalman9357]

Thank you all for your entries and the competition is now closed.

[samlad]

Thank you everyone who has submitted a poem, and thank you Magic for this month's competition (you did great, fella! ).

As Magic has already said, we shall judge the poems and the winner will be announced on St. Paddy's Day.