Ode to Agnieszka
by BootSlick55, aged 89 and a quarter.
They say that…
The Garden of Eden was perfect
‘til that snake came slithering by
Now it’s only in Aga’s bedroom
That truly you can find paradise
She came all the way from dear Poland
An Exodus all should rejoice
The only snake she has is a rabbit
And Heaven you’ll find ‘tween her thighs
Yes, came all the way from dear Poland
Where they speak without any vowels
But when she locks lips on your plumbing
The only word you’ll manage is WOW
Volcanoes are found up in Iceland
And geysers in Yellowstone Park
But, none compare to Agnieszka
She’s hotter than any of that
Her hair is as blonde as an angel’s
Has legs Satanically long
She’s the Ying and Yang of your Bible
Redemptive yet sinfully wrong
She has a sleek Lambourghini body
A wry Mona Lisa-type smile
She will drive you into distraction
And be your sex muse for a while
So, you men with sparkling libidos
You men with libidos of chrome
Get Aga to Polski your gear-stick
Get her to Gdansk on your bone
She comes with a gangster-moll’s outfit
And a kinky police uniform
She’ll make you her Baby-Face Nelson
She’ll cuff you and take you ‘down-town‘
She can be your office assisstant
Or serve you your drinks on a flight
She takes ‘dick’-tation with dedication
Cunnilingus is met with delight
Whatever dress you find her displaying
It’s soon shed and strewn on the floor
She rides cow-girl like Annie Oakley
Have your gun cocked, loaded and sure
Now, Spanish sounds like a machine gun
And French is the language of love
Polish, it sounds like strangulation
But, with Aga you’ll be speaking in tongues
The kissing gets Bollinger fizzy
The rhythm is Carnival steam
She sambas her ass to an 80s sound-track
And the rest I’ll leave to your dreams
You see, Aga’s a girl of refinement
Who likes the mystery and tease
While her wicked grin will entice you
It’s her class that’ll finally please
Oh yes! It’s her class that’ll finally please
Last edited by BootSlick55; 13-03-11 at 00:40.
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