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    St. Patrick's Day Competition



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    250 shiney ones up for grabs!

    Prize for the best Erotic Poem with relevant pic.

    All submissions must comply with site rules and poem

    must be your own work. One entry per member.

    Closing Day Date and Time

    Sunday 13th March at Midnight


    Winner to be announced on St. Patrick's Day 2011

    Good Luck Everyone

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    So how does this work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sterotypicalusername View Post
    So how does this work?
    You prepare an erotic poem and submit it here with a pic relevant to your poem and the entry which is judged to be the best wins the competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee View Post
    and the rules??
    All submissions must comply with site rules and poem

    must be your own work. One entry per member.

    That's about it Jimmydee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    St. Patrick's Day Competition



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    250 shiney ones up for grabs!

    Prize for the best Erotic Poem with relevant pic.

    All submissions must comply with site rules and poem

    must be your own work. One entry per member.

    Closing Day Date and Time

    Sunday 13th March at Midnight


    Winner to be announced on St. Patrick's Day 2011

    Good Luck Everyone
    Only about 5 days to go. Remember if you aren't in you can't win.

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    C'mon guys and girls! Has anyone even started composing their pornographic masterpieces?

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    I think some entries will come.
    But from my own experience, most creative ideas competition had late entries, people are afraid to post their creations first
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    My entry below.
    This is my first ever attempt to write some sort of poem in English, I hope it sounds OK.

    Iím horny since this morning, I got up after 8
    Since then Iím only looking to hook up with a mate.
    Nobodyís home so early, you see they all got jobs,
    While me Ö Iím only craving their hard and juicy knobs

    I know Paul is a sweetheart and heíll be home at noon
    But he is nice and gentle, almost like a monsoon Ö
    The itch Iím having now is more a hurricane,
    Canít help myself for sure. Why? Sex is on the brain.

    I rather fancy George, heís got a long, thick dick
    A smile that lights the room and sways any critic.
    But also heís too freakish, used to fuck a porn star,
    The things he wants me doing are straight up too bizarre


    While still under my blankets, Iím playing with my clit
    The hotter I am getting, the more I would admit
    That Pierceís tongue was awesome and penetrating far
    Oh, how I loved to feel it inside my love boudoir !

    Iím getting an idea, if Pierce is gone, perhaps
    His sexy wife, Esther, whoís known for her mishaps,
    Would like to visit me and lick my pussy deep.
    Her tongue is lovely also but she doesnít come cheap.

    Cuz Ester is an escort for loaded gents in need
    Sheís got reviews a thousand and seems to be agreed,
    That while sheís hot and sinful, sheís charging ladies more
    I think sheís got some issues to use a vibrator ...

    Where did I put my wallet? I hope I have some dough,
    To call the lovely Esther and play with her dildo.
    Unlucky me, the wallet is empty. Ö yet again,
    I couldnít say the same about my burning pain!

    Bell rings all of a sudden, someone is at my door,
    I quickly put some pants on (I got panties galore)
    And wondering who is it and what the story is
    I open the door largely. In front of me, a tease Ö

    A nice guy in his 20s, in jeans and Nike shoes,
    Whoís staring at my boobies, while telling me the news.
    Heís Daniel, my new neighbour who is just moving in,
    Having a long time travelled (you see, heís from Berlin).

    He really needs to make a most important call
    But he canít find the charger and really, that is all
    He wants to bother me with. But why Iím looking south?
    And why his eyes are gazing upon my cherry mouth?

    Come in and you can use it, of course I got a charger,
    Iíll take care of your phone, Iíll take care of your hunger.
    Come, sit down on my sofa and make yourself at home,
    (I couldnít leave a neighbour to think I was a gnome !)

    He knew what I was meaning, in fact, he knew too well,
    That charger bogus story was just his way to tell,
    If what he heard from others was accurate and true,
    If I was such a hottie, such an entailing view.

    And down there, on my sofa, I spread my legs apart
    And with a smile I said, ďI know Iím such a tartĒ,
    But long before your phone was craving energy,
    I really craved a serious and most detailed orgy !"



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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee View Post
    hope this works
    It worked Jimmydee and thanks for that.

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    In my eye's.


    As I knocked on your door with heart skipping a beat,
    I knew at long last we were destined to meet.


    While viewing your profile,
    with reviews genuine and true.
    I had made up my mind,
    this time it had to be you.


    A Pm, a text, a few furtive phone calls.
    Led to you gently, caressing my balls.


    With your lips so soft,
    kissing my neck.
    I was truly in heaven,
    with this beautiful Czech.


    With both hands slipping slowly, down to your waist.
    Our tongues entwined, our body's embraced.


    The air was moist,
    we began to perspire.
    Beside this beautiful woman,
    I couldn't help but admire.


    As we lay together, basking in this moment of pleasure.
    I knew this beauty, was one I always should treasure.


    You looked in my eyes,
    you said they were smiling.
    How could they not be ?
    With a woman so beguiling.


    To these beautiful women, that are here on this site.
    Not everything is always, quite black and white.
    But if we can assist you, before you take flight.
    Maybe we can all work together,
    and Turn Off The Blue Light.

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