Why do I ....

**Forrest** · 01-03-11, 18:58

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

I can get them at home ....... the beautiful Mrs Monkeynut is younger than a good few on this site!

You and Anon should compare notes.

If I was getting some action at home, I wouldn't need to visit escorts.

**dr love** · 01-03-11, 19:01

Why do we go to escorts ,
Because the rest of the male population would love to , we were blessed we the balls to go and do it , simply answer I know but true , would you agree .: lol doc

**Monkeynut** · 01-03-11, 19:03

Originally Posted by Forrest

If I was getting some action at home, I wouldn't need to visit escorts.

Herein lies the the conundrum ..... I get as much as Im able for (!) but I still see escorts.

**Forrest** · 01-03-11, 19:04

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Herein lies the the conundrum ..... I get as much as Im able for (!) but I still see escorts.

You poor thing. Maybe it's just that you are a horny bast**d

**dr love** · 01-03-11, 19:08

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Herein lies the the conundrum ..... I get as much as Im able for (!) but I still see escorts.

Count your blessings monkey the best of both worlds not many would be that lucky .: lol doc

**Monkeynut** · 01-03-11, 19:12

Originally Posted by Forrest

You poor thing. Maybe it's just that you are a horny bast**d

No maybe there, Forrest

Life begins at 60 .......

**rover** · 01-03-11, 19:18

Once you've done it, you can't stop, it lives a dream for us over the hill folk. Beautiful women at your side for a mere 100 to 250 euro, great value and answering our wildest dreams.

**dark-knight** · 01-03-11, 19:39

The way I look at it is I don't pay escorts for sex, I pay them to leave me alone after it. Sex and girls I never had a problem getting but there is no such thing as no strings unless you pay for it.

**Monkeynut** · 01-03-11, 19:52

Originally Posted by dark-knight

The way I look at it is I don't pay escorts for sex, I pay them to leave me alone after it. Sex and girls I never had a problem getting but there is no such thing as no strings unless you pay for it.

You poor lad! Pick the right girl in your life (not escort) and the afters are brilliant ......

Mind you I spent 20 odd years with a she devil before I discovered that!

**Morpheus** · 01-03-11, 21:16

Why do I punt?

1) Because I wouldn't stand a chance of getting laid other wise!!!!

2) The ladies are absolutely gorgeous - stuff of my dreams.

3) Theres no bullshit. No chat up lines, no false pretences, no false motives.

4) Now that I've started, I'm addicted. No turning back!

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