Why don't/can't men follow directions?

**Banjo** · 27-02-11, 22:20

Originally Posted by Violette

Yes, and dicks don't have ears. Interpret that however you wish.

Dicks pay your living darling. It's part of the nature of your business so live with it.

**dave1dave** · 27-02-11, 22:39

Sorry what was the original question again ?

**Morpheus** · 28-02-11, 00:27

Originally Posted by lovethegirls

Some people give out good directions some people dont.
Some people take directions well some people dont.

Problem solved!

Well done Lovethegirls. If you had posted first, that would have been the end of the thread!

**Morpheus** · 28-02-11, 00:28

Originally Posted by mellors

Directions I'm hopefully not too bad at, but door buzzer codes completely defeat me. Goes like this: Get to door ring escort, try code on door,it buzzes I push, nothing happens. Escort on phone and intercom "Are you in?" "No", door buzzes again I pull ,nothing happens, "Are you in?" ,"No whats the code again? Escort thinks Jasus whose this idiot i've got to see now ! What was the code do you press the bell button first or after? Lorry goes by "what?" etc etc . All the time speaking on the phone and trying to blend in and look like I live there>

Have you been watching me in action Mellors!!!!

**longtipp** · 28-02-11, 12:39

Violette, your profile says you are in Derry, yet your website says you are in Hong Kong. It's a bit of a miracle if anybody finds you.

**Violette** · 28-02-11, 12:50

Originally Posted by Banjo

Dicks pay your living darling. It's part of the nature of your business so live with it.

Fair enough, luckily that is all I have to live with, you on the other hand are stuck with the rest.

**Violette** · 28-02-11, 12:52

Originally Posted by longtipp

Violette, your profile says you are in Derry, yet your website says you are in Hong Kong. It's a bit of a miracle if anybody finds you.

Can you imagine those directions?

**BACMAN36** · 28-02-11, 14:14

Men and women are different....in case you didn't notice boys and girls....

Girls are better at some things guys better at others....scientific FACT.....guys are better at map reading....(ok it might be the only thing we're better at....map reading and the off-side rule.

)....it seems we have a better understanding of spatial awareness.....

It might just be a compatibiliy thing between our brains....

Violette...I think we should ly down and discuss further...

**Violette** · 28-02-11, 19:24

Originally Posted by BACMAN36

Men and women are different....in case you didn't notice boys and girls....

Girls are better at some things guys better at others....scientific FACT.....guys are better at map reading....(ok it might be the only thing we're better at....map reading and the off-side rule.

)....it seems we have a better understanding of spatial awareness.....

It might just be a compatibiliy thing between our brains....

Violette...I think we should ly down and discuss further...

Boys may have a slight advantage, but map reading is a learned skill. The problem isn't about reading maps, it is about LISTENING. I have been known to yell at someone, listen with your ears, not with your dick!

**deptcharge** · 28-02-11, 20:57

maybe they cant wait to see your lovely face or could it be your accent?

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