Crime

[OnlyMe]

Gardai in limerick have just discovered a stash of automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, €50 million in banknotes and 25 trafficked ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi detached house behind the public library in moyross. Local residents were stunned, a community spokesman said: we're shocked, we never knew we had a library. :-)

[Rayden]

Gardai in limerick have just discovered a stash of automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, €50 million in banknotes and 25 trafficked ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi detached house behind the public library in moyross. Local residents were stunned, a community spokesman said: we're shocked, we never knew we had a library. :-)

Lol'd big time.

[Violette]

Gardai/Police in (insert any town name) have just discovered a stash of automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, €50 million in banknotes and 25 trafficked ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi detached house behind the public library in moyross. Local residents were stunned, a community spokesman said: we're shocked, we never knew we had a library. :-)

This could be said for many places in Ireland and Northern Ireland.

[Doozer]

Alec Horan should have hid them better tut tut Alec
Mousey better watch out