Worst ever?

[mellors]

Bout 10 years ago saw a touring irish lady in limerick. A very good looking woman with a great bod, say mid thirties, she was in a hotel and as i walked into the room saw a supermacs bag on the locker, fair enuf says i a girl gotta eat, but i would pay more attention to that now! Anyway i thought she was really hot and we got down to the deed, i dropped the head at speed and i prob resembled a child with a cone for all of about 2 seconds, then it hit me the smell, not of bo as the lady generally smelt wonderful, but piss, not even pee but piss, instantly i came up for air almost hyperventilating, it was unreal. Despite the considerable trauma endured i mantained the todger and we rubbered up for mish. I was determined not to delay at this stage, tickling her g spot was least of my concerns, and promptly blew the load. However, i would think as i came my cock deflated faster than a ff minister`s ego, result cock plopped out condom left in, contents inside, and me fishing in the septic tank again, all was extracted without spilling a drop, lady embarresed me grateful to get out of that hotel with myself intact. FOR 3 DAYS after despite vigourous washing i could not get rid of the smell from my mouth, however all was not lost as i learned a lesson from that lifechanging event.... if you intend on going diving, it has to be finger licken good!!

Where does the Supermacs bag come into it, or am i being dumb?

[beendare]

Where does the Supermacs bag come into it, or am i being dumb?

Attention to detail on the escorts behalf, and i was proved correct..............

[nicegirlsarenice]

if i tell my experience wine and nerves; into the room everything its ok until the final point when ejaculation jumps out of bed and y say,give me money back that i did not ejaculate. As the phase in question is hard ejaculate and then pretty much do that all impurity,and i want money back with proof in hand
nice no....

I'm really curious: what type of person does this?

Would it be "tough" lower class types or would some college-fag/upper class type people also do this?

Short/tall guys, guys with a lot of testosterone or with little testosterone, badly/well dressed guys, their voice, etc.? What is the type of person?

[aliciasexy]

What was your worst ever experience with an escort and why?

Ladies, worst ever experience with a client and why?

The worst...difficult choice

Was in Cork.The guy comed and he heard my friend voice from the another room,and he ask my if she is Sophie Gold,and i said yes,but she was spacking on the phone and she couldn´t join at that moment.He said that he want to wait for her and make a dou with us.I said for him,ok but pay me first i can not lose the time for nothing.And he start touching me,and he diden´t want to pay.I said for him to go out if he don´t want to pay and he said no because i want to get horney after that i pay you,and i get angry and i slapped him,and he called the gard because of that.

[aliciasexy]

What was your worst ever experience with an escort and why?

Ladies, worst ever experience with a client and why?

And another guy,he spend maybe 2 hours with me and my friend,and after that he diden´t want to left the apartment because he wanted 50€ back for the taxi.And he start to scream and claim some money back,and he began to hit things, breaking dishes was like a crazy man.And all this at 4 o´cook in the morning.

[ciara]

someone who came to visit me had such a big cock strait away i said he can have his money back as there was no was i could go near it without being damaged, seriously im not over exagerating!! any he said that ok he just want a massage kissing and some reverse oral so i said no probs.
at the very end of the apointment he asked to have sex which obviously i said no so he jumped up very rudely and said he'l just have to get another girl then n took him money back from the table!!!
cheeky bastard knew the score from the start and he was there his whole time prob a little over!!!
but i was too nervous to say give me my money back so "lost and learnt" i guess... take my money out of the bedroom for starters lol

[lovethegirls]

Ya should have snapped his cock in halves

[ciara]

Ya should have snapped his cock in halves

i tried it was to thick lol

[Bruno69]

someone who came to visit me had such a big cock strait away i said he can have his money back as there was no was i could go near it without being damaged, seriously im not over exagerating!! any he said that ok he just want a massage kissing and some reverse oral so i said no probs.
at the very end of the apointment he asked to have sex which obviously i said no so he jumped up very rudely and said he'l just have to get another girl then n took him money back from the table!!!
cheeky bastard knew the score from the start and he was there his whole time prob a little over!!!
but i was too nervous to say give me my money back so "lost and learnt" i guess... take my money out of the bedroom for starters lol

Yeah, listen, sorry about that ! I'll give u the money back next time, ok?

Xx

[OnlyMe]

The Gardai burst into the room with me in full motion a few years back.
Never did get to finish.

Now that I think of it, am I due a refund?