Pervy old geezer ?

**mellors** · 23-02-11, 16:36

Originally Posted by dave1dave

Yes you dirty old perv...

This is the officially endorsed E-I raincoat.

You've seen me walking round Cork in my punting gear then !

**CoolJay** · 23-02-11, 16:39

Originally Posted by mellors

You've seen me walking round Cork in my punting gear then !

Haha

**punterminator** · 23-02-11, 16:44

Originally Posted by Fitzy

Jasus that's the last person you want to bring on a punt passport I'D should be ok LoL.

I always bring his mom.

**mellors** · 23-02-11, 16:50

Originally Posted by punterminator

I always bring his mom.

You're getting confused PM , the escort is your mum !

**punterminator** · 23-02-11, 16:53

Originally Posted by mellors

You're getting confused PM , the escort is your mum !

Doozer and I are brothers - so stick it up your...

oh..

wait...

Doh!

**Fitzy** · 23-02-11, 17:00

Originally Posted by punterminator

I always bring his mom.

He he different strokes for different folks.

**Ebony Amber** · 23-02-11, 17:13

Originally Posted by mellors

I know from recent threads some of the other posters on here, are like me in their mid/late forties. For some reason I have it in my head when making an appt with a younger women I feel the need to tell them my age and if it's ok with them.( So they can have the defibrilator handy).However,if her profile says 25/26 up I feel I don't need to mention it. Any views, do the girls care about age (nearly all have been fine with it) or should I go and buy a rain coat ??

I honestly don't think you need to mention it hun so long as your not turning up with an oxygen tank in tow. When your a fair bit older then yes maybe it's a nice thing to do. Main thing is that your polite and clean

I'm a fairly young escort but generally have no preferance re age. I've seen guys of 18 and 68.

P.s I think rain coats are sexy

**Lucy Chambers** · 23-02-11, 17:22

I have decided I can only see clients who are between 68 and 70 who can come to an appointment accompanied by both parents. Apologies to everyone else

**mellors** · 23-02-11, 17:26

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

I have decided I can only see clients who are between 68 and 70 who can come to an appointment accompanied by both parents. Apologies to everyone else

Yeah, perhaps you're right Lucy, if your too old for a quick kneetrembler it's probably for the best x

**willyup** · 23-02-11, 17:42

I visited a girl in Dublin (in her early 20's) a couple of years ago and asked her what the age range of her clients was.
She said all sorts came to see her as said above from 18 to 60's.
She did say however that she was very wary of the older guys in their 60's after a nasty experience she had.

Apparently the appointment went fine up until the guy, in his mid-sixties, was having a shower afterwards.
She heard a crash and a bang from the bathroom, went to see what had happend and there he was stretched out on the floor in agony after slipping out of the shower.
In the end she apparently had to call the guys son to come and rescue him from the apartment!!
I asked how the hell they explained to the son what he was doing there and she said "oh it was fine, the son was a client as well and had reccommended me to his dad"!!!

Takes all sorts to make the world go round I suppose.

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