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    Dick Are you happy with what you've got

    There was a man named Daniel Morgan
    Who had a tiny sexual organ
    He gave the girls a sudden shock
    When they held is tiny cock

    He laboured hard to find a cure
    And poulticed it with fish manure
    He tied it up with bits of string
    But still it was a little thing

    Just one inch long when fully reared
    and lying down it disappeared
    "Twas by chance they called him Danny
    Half inch less theyíd call him Fanny

    One day Dan read in Daily Mail
    That things called "falsies" were on sale
    For women who had tiny breasts
    They wore these things inside their vests
    Then went out in latest fashion
    To satisfy menís beastly passion

    Danny said "I am a fool"
    Why canít I make a big false tool
    He worked all night upon his chopper
    And ended up with a great big whopper

    Twelve inches long and made of plastic
    it stretched just like a piece of "lastic"
    It really was a lovely job
    Upon the end a big red knob

    Dan tied it on with bits of twine
    Really it looked rather fine
    Lying beneath his pants
    Looking like a ele-phant

    Girls flocked around with glee
    To see his bulge stretch to his knee
    No other fellow stood a chance
    When Dan was at the local dance

    As girls were dancing round with Dan
    They felt his tool against their fan
    And soon began to faint and swoon
    As Danny waltzed around the room

    But what a shock Dan had in store
    For one night dancing round the floor
    Danny stopped and loudly cursed
    Heíd felt his strings and strappings burst

    Before he reached the nearest seat
    His tool was dangling at his feet
    His partner said, with a nervous cough
    "Excuse me Dan - your cockís fell off"

    A girl named June made Dan sick
    She gave his tool a spiteful kick
    Poor Danny screamed around the halls
    For the string was tied around his balls

    As he staggered to the door
    He dragged his dick along the floor
    All the girls that Dan had dated
    Were crying while his cock deflated

    The band by now was almost crackers
    As Dan went out to bathe his knackers
    Wise cracks and scornful laughter
    He couldnít face the scene thereafter

    So if youíre like poor Daniel Morgan
    And have a tiny sexual organ
    Remember, though itís only wee
    Itís always good enough to pee

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    Classic Forrest .: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    There once was a fellow McSweeny
    Who spilled some gin on his weenie
    Just to be couth
    He added vermouth
    Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

    There once was a man Robin Hood
    Who lived in a Knottingham wood
    He learned how to f**k
    from old Friar Tuck
    And made Marion whenever he could.

    There once was a woman named Jill
    Who swallowed an exploding pill
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And her tits in a tree in Brazil

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