Mr Fussy or JessicaJessy for most reviews?

[ciara]

Going to have to say Moroheus I don't think that makes her the best !! Maybe she is maybe she's not but u have to remember there are loads of girls on Ei that don't ever use the forums!! So they get as much work I'm sure just the customers that visit them don't tend to bother reviewing!!

[Lincoln]

I'm Sorry to hear that lincoln. I won't be coerced into giving anyone a review they don't deserve and in saying that I have to defend Jessica and all I said in my review, personally I found her extremely attractive, very charming, very enthusiastic to satisfy me and overall a fantastic appointment.. I'm not going to try understand why you didn't have the same experience as we are all individuals but I have to wonder what was wrong with you or your perception on how the appointment was going to go rather than blaming solely Jessica, obviously if you did have a bad experience she has to take some of the blame..

Hey Anon, first and foremost I know you are a very honest and decent poster here, and furthermore I very much trust and respect your thoughts and opinions too. I did'nt post the review again coz I had misgivings about posting it at all and when the first draft disappeared I thought "The hell with it"

But in the interest of clarity I will summarise:

Appointment was a disaster for a bunch of reasons. Some of the responsibility lay with me: screwed up logistics. It was during the really bad weather and since I was looking at a 60 mile drive to get to the IFSC I promised Jessy I would call a few hours in advance to confirm. I texted and rang (driving on icy roads in the middle of a blizzard) but mea culpa I was actually using the wrong number, only realised half hour before appointment when I finally managed to ring her. So we were on a poor footing to begin with....

What I wasnt responsible for was: Unkind remarks about my physical appearance, being stopped mid-cunnilingius for a lecture on correct techniques, being told to stop stroking her hair as she went down on me, being lectured about being insecure and too uptight and controlling, being told I have a lot to learn about punting (she's 24 am I right??? I've been at this lark for 14 years....am I missing something????)....

Ok where was I? Back to my responsibility: I thought I had specified a half hour but Jessy thought it was an hour appointment, I realised we had gone way over time and now the unfortunately delayed payment (again mea culpa, I was just a bit frazzled by the time I got to the apartment and I went off for a shower and before I knew it we were in to the car-crash appointment.....)

So now the hundred euro was handed over (with impatient and dismissive wave of the hand directing me to leave it on the bed)

Can I just point out that at all times I was unstintingly polite, I apologised profusely for messing the appointment arrangements up, I repeatedly complimented Jessy on her appearance and the fantastic appartment.

So, 100euro handed over, a complete no-show by Lincoln Jnr, rebuke and admonishment from the girl and me apologising profusely for the whole thing. Plus another 60 mile drive home through yet another blizzard.

I truly cannot argue with the plethora of positive reviews, I wouldnt even try. Furthermore I am seasoned enough to know that appointments are very individual experiences. I guess I just saw her on a bad day, is that the only conclusion to come to?

[anon361]

Jeez mate, it doesn't sound good, you are right it is horses for courses and if a lady were to give me some tips on how to satisfy her I'd be delighted rather than upset I was doing it wrong but in context of your other mishaps I can see how even I may have been miffed.
She is a lovely girl and obviously both were tense from the weather and frustrations of not getting in contact with each other.. I know there are plenty more fish in the sea but I'd definetly advise giving her another call...

[Lincoln]

Jeez mate, it doesn't sound good, you are right it is horses for courses and if a lady were to give me some tips on how to satisfy her I'd be delighted rather than upset I was doing it wrong but in context of your other mishaps I can see how even I may have been miffed.
She is a lovely girl and obviously both were tense from the weather and frustrations of not getting in contact with each other.. I know there are plenty more fish in the sea but I'd definetly advise giving her another call...

Yep Anon I totally agree that tips and pointers about how to perform stuff like oral is great and really appreciated and can be good fun and a laugh during an appointment, but the patronising tone and the lying there as stiff and unresponsive as a surf-board as I try to implement the directions??? also she starts to perform (absolutely lovely) OWO on me and finally Lincoln Jnr starts to put in an appearance so this is the point she decides a condom needs to go on when a simple BJ would've sufficed (and I shock horror I touched her hair!!).

I won't try round two mate, and I have no doubt at all that Jessy would rather I didnt as well. It wasnt the end of the world, just a rotten experience (and the great balancing scales of life being what they are I had an absolutely delicious appointment with Sheila in Tallaght a few weeks later so all is ok with the world)

[Morpheus]

Fussy of course can just choose to go out and see more new girls between now and Easter if he were interested in the competition. However, I doubt that either Fussy or Jessy will be the least bit interested or bothered about numbers. Both are in a league of their own as top reviewer and top escort respectively.

Going to have to say Moroheus I don't think that makes her the best !! Maybe she is maybe she's not but u have to remember there are loads of girls on Ei that don't ever use the forums!! So they get as much work I'm sure just the customers that visit them don't tend to bother reviewing!!

Fair point Ciara.

The highlighted sentence should have read - ".......top reviewed escort and top posting reviewer."

[ciara]

Fair point Ciara.

The highlighted sentence should have read - ".......top reviewed escort and top posting reviewer."

Coolio she maybe the best iv never had the pleasure unfortunately , though i think the "best" is always going to be an opinion not a fact, I'm just jealous she gets venessa lol :P

[Lincoln]

Coolio she maybe the best iv never had the pleasure unfortunately , though i think the "best" is always going to be an opinion not a fact, I'm just jealous she gets venessa lol :P

As always Ciara when you post something like that pervy images go whizzing around my brain, feck now I have go up town to confession!!! bless me Father....

[Morpheus]

Coolio she maybe the best iv never had the pleasure unfortunately , though i think the "best" is always going to be an opinion not a fact, I'm just jealous she gets Vanessa lol :P

As always Ciara when you post something like that pervy images go whizzing around my brain, feck now I have go up town to confession!!! bless me Father....

Ciara, just the idea of you and Vanessa together (at it like rampant bunnies!) - well feck me, but confession won't do anything for me. It will be straight to purgatory for me!!





Thought I'd post pics of the two of you, each playing with yourselves - saucy little minxes!

Lincoln - I hope this helps with those pervy images in your brain!

[Lincoln]

Ohhhhhh, the word was made flesh!!!!

I have to stop it with the religious allusions or I'm going to fry for eternity! Excellent choice of pics old boy, outstanding

[anon361]

fussy 146 .jes 145 get yer cocks out lads for jes

146, wohoooo