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    Default Been Busy

    6 web enabled CCTV cameras with DVR recording and remote monitoring capability.

    Monitored burglar alarm system.

    Infra red beams and full 360 degree site motion detection.

    External audio surveillance system.

    6 powerfull flood lights wired into alarm and motion detection system.

    4 high pitch siren alarms.

    High security locks and anti-tamper devices fitted to all doors and windows.

    Attic door replaced with high security metal reinforced thing with locks

    New front and back doors, solid hardwood, fireproofed and with sheet metal cores.

    12 strategically placed baseball bats placed within arms reach from anywhere in the house.

    And er ahem .... a couple of tazer guns in the house too which I managed to get my hands on.

    If so much as a mouse creaps onto my drive, I'll know he's there before he does. And then I'll smash his head in with a baseball bat and capture it all on camera so I can put it on YouTube.

    Bring it on you MOFO burglars !

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