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  1. 18-02-11, 15:34 #1
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    6 web enabled CCTV cameras with DVR recording and remote monitoring capability.

    Monitored burglar alarm system.

    Infra red beams and full 360 degree site motion detection.

    External audio surveillance system.

    6 powerfull flood lights wired into alarm and motion detection system.

    4 high pitch siren alarms.

    High security locks and anti-tamper devices fitted to all doors and windows.

    Attic door replaced with high security metal reinforced thing with locks

    New front and back doors, solid hardwood, fireproofed and with sheet metal cores.

    12 strategically placed baseball bats placed within arms reach from anywhere in the house.

    And er ahem .... a couple of tazer guns in the house too which I managed to get my hands on.

    If so much as a mouse creaps onto my drive, I'll know he's there before he does. And then I'll smash his head in with a baseball bat and capture it all on camera so I can put it on YouTube.

    Bring it on you MOFO burglars !
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  3. 18-02-11, 15:36 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    6 web enabled CCTV cameras with DVR recording and remote monitoring capability.

    Monitored burglar alarm system.

    Infra red beams and full 360 degree site motion detection.

    External audio surveillance system.

    6 powerfull flood lights wired into alarm and motion detection system.

    4 high pitch siren alarms.

    High security locks and anti-tamper devices fitted to all doors and windows.

    Attic door replaced with high security metal reinforced thing with locks

    New front and back doors, solid hardwood, fireproofed and with sheet metal cores.

    12 strategically placed baseball bats placed within arms reach from anywhere in the house.

    And er ahem .... a couple of tazer guns in the house too which I managed to get my hands on.

    If so much as a mouse creaps onto my drive, I'll know he's there before he does. And then I'll smash his head in with a baseball bat and capture it all on camera so I can put it on YouTube.

    Bring it on you MOFO burglars !
    Do you live in a Castle Banjo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Do you live in a Castle Banjo?
    No I just live in an ordinary house. But I got so fed up with election canvassers I said enough was enough .....
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  5. 18-02-11, 15:43 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    No I just live in an ordinary house. But I got so fed up with election canvassers I said enough was enough .....
    Well no one or nothing is going to get past that system of yours and think I will look for one myself.
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    Banjo I'd be terrified to even walk past!
    He felt her hands slide slowly up his thigh, he couldn't stop himself from growing hard. She caught his eye and in that second he knew: This erotic, sensual Lady is bold if she is anything. She would be upto mischief in no time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    6 web enabled CCTV cameras with DVR recording and remote monitoring capability.

    Monitored burglar alarm system.

    Infra red beams and full 360 degree site motion detection.

    External audio surveillance system.

    6 powerfull flood lights wired into alarm and motion detection system.

    4 high pitch siren alarms.

    High security locks and anti-tamper devices fitted to all doors and windows.

    Attic door replaced with high security metal reinforced thing with locks

    New front and back doors, solid hardwood, fireproofed and with sheet metal cores.

    12 strategically placed baseball bats placed within arms reach from anywhere in the house.

    And er ahem .... a couple of tazer guns in the house too which I managed to get my hands on.

    If so much as a mouse creaps onto my drive, I'll know he's there before he does. And then I'll smash his head in with a baseball bat and capture it all on camera so I can put it on YouTube.

    Bring it on you MOFO burglars !
    Shit! After all that and you forgot to put a lock on the cat flap!
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    mine was cheaper ...lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Shit! After all that and you forgot to put a lock on the cat flap!
    Nah it's ok .... I just gave the cat his own door key !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    Nah it's ok .... I just gave the cat his own door key !

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    That's a bloody fortress! What you going to do If you loose your keys??


    If the cat is like benny, he'll only laugh at you through the window when you ask for the key
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