job interview...

[monster_monster]

do you have a strategy for success at job interviews?

either of these will usually bag you the job

[Forrest]

Deer Sir,
I wanna apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I theenk I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,
Pepole seam to respond to me well, ax anyone.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job
no problem. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you theenk that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pitcher of me taken at mi last jobb.



....... It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....when can you start?????

[Toolbox]

Just don't do this:

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