drop in here tonight. Jesus, the chat last night. Lets put it to you this way, i was drunk when i went in and sober when i came out and .i was only in the bloody place an hour. It all ended with a roaring match .........................................
between...mmmmmmmmmmm.wait a sec ah yeah Anna Savicha and mmmmmmm fuck..mm.......... yep Damron and me kindly and respectfully telling an assclown called majicman to go where the sun never shines.
Anyway ,im sure Anna and Dam might tell ye all about their fun and frolics sometime
Me, im plugging away (in a non sexual way). Oh another thing, the two Sweeties have finally cracked and are not talking to West now. My heart bleeds blood of sorrow.hhahahah
I have this 10 month english Bull Pup. If you ever seen one of these ,they are one of the few animals whose head is bigger than their arse (Armani being the other one). Anyway these last few nights this fucker is waking up and he is ripping Uncle Wests exotic underwear to bits. Yes ,i am officially knickerless now.Maybe "The Sweetie" may donate a few pairs of her frilly knickers to my cause, in lieu of her collection of Porn Dvds (ye dirty thing!). The fucker gets up at about 5 and goes to town on my stuff before im up (6.30 for his walk). I have a plan though and i'll soffen his hole for him. I will wear one underpants (a real tight crotch hugging type for two weeks solid. I'll fart and wont even shake off the last dribble from my lizard. I'll tie a rope onto my shaft and the other end onto my ankles and go jogging and let my load settle fully into this unique piece of textile genius. Then i'll throw some snuff in it and i'll wake before the lad and he'll be sneezing and blowing his nose for weeks on end.
Hey , ye little Sweetie, hey Pat, whats all this about porno dvds in lieu of prize money? You really going to send 500 worth of dvds to someone? Parcel for Westside, another one? fuck this is the sixth time in the last 10 days. You trying to reduce the countries unemployment figures more by getting Palm and her five sisters back to work again? Hey you could get "The Ladooooo" to do some stats for you or Spunk to do some sexy reviews. I'll just do you. Ah thats just a joke love.
Hey whats this bs about Harison Ford? What has he ,that i dont have? Besides millions and fame and fortune what has that clown over me? Im buying sexy army gear to wear just for you love. Oh yes ,i can see it now, billboards accross the globe."The Adventures Of Westside and The Mature Sweetie". Hey Pat ,your pushing on babe and i cant wait for ever. Speaking of forever, Jayne seems to be gone. Back studying bolloxology again? With the Ladoooo. Probably in the same class, same desk.
Speaking of same desk, i remember when i was in school and this guy was sitting next to me. Anyway one day he rubbed my leg and i was in shock. Next time he did it again and i punched his nutsack. Got suspended and all, all because i wouldnt leave a frustrated underaged homo fondle my daddy bags.
as far as the board,jesus boring jiberis. For what its worth i read the Anna /Dam stuff and i agree totally with "The Paws". I also see where Doom and Dam swung off Annas clitoris. Im sorry, im sorry.God. Did Anna say sorry,nope. And ,by the way Ricosauve, Remember ,the guy that sounds like a form of Mediteranian Mayonase. Well Anna, last night said that she only gave him praise ,to get him to call back again and again ,to get money. That is a fact Rico.Get over it, even if it takes you a year. Whats another year..........Rememeber?
Anyway over and out for another edition of "Westside Rarely".

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